Mikael Blowpiff
#LosIngobernabrehs
Have him do a vignette where he gets some of those nasty nachos from the concessions area, takes a bite, spits it out and smashes his tray into the guy behind him and says "How can you Americans eat such filth? No wonder you're such a corpulent beast!" or some other such shyt. There are lots of fat, dorky fans in the arena that he should start snappin on in the name of European supremacy. How this hasn't happened is a mystery.I like the idea of him beating Santino fairly brutally at Summerslam and debuting this title in place of the US title
And then he starts cutting Europe > USA promos, Rugby > NFL, Euro > Dollar etc. Bigging up the Swiss over the US. And then some face (Now that I think of it, Swagger could be ideal for this) vows to beat Cesaro and change the belt back to the US title. That could bring heat for Cesaro and have fans get behind Swagger as it would be an admirable goal. Nationalism FTW
EDIT: Throw Kufi in there and have Antonio say something about how Europeans have embraced talented black people such as Paul Robeson and James Baldwin when America shunned them. I don't even know how or why this popped into my head.