Man ate three edibles and hasn't tweeted since.

[flea]

This dude thought he was gonna od off edibles
Youre sweeter than that square was

If anyone else posted what I posted, you'd dap my shyt like the other 80+ people did saying I'm funny as fukk but you're bummy as fukk and snort meth so yeah

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

I've posted this story before:


Ate a whole batch of cannabis chocolate after my friend explicitly told me that it was a bad idea but I was drunk as shyt and feeling adventurous

Her: You should only have one. They're really strong

*30 minutes later*
Me: :I don't even feel shyt fukk that I'm going in *proceeds to eat the whole batch*

Her:

I passed out probably an hour later and when I woke up the next day, I was in a state of panic....I don't even know how to explain it...I couldn't speak or get out of my bed...i just sat there in the dark for 8 hours.

Cockblocked my damn self because the chick I was hooking up with was texting questions that didn and it would take me 45 minutes to summon the mental ability to respond...and they would be one word responses that made no sense

I really started panicking by like Hour 5..."What if I'm never normal again? "


Never again

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Weight is a factor.

Also the quality of the edible. I let my shake/baby nugs (California fire btw) marinate in oil for 12-14 hours in a Crock-Pot. Then I filter out the material and use the enhanced oil to make brownies etc .

I have multiple people tell me I cooked up thier peaks in highness.

I had one cousin jerking (pause) to Justin Bieber at 3 am in the apartments parking lot. He had the serious face tho , no laughing


I was in fukking tears.

All he does is shake my hand when we bring it up. It's like I own a piece of his soul.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I actually had my first experience on The Coli...

So I'm about to try "Weed" Brownies for the first time...

 

[CarbonBraddock]

man i had made some dmt using a guide from the internet and ended up mowing the grass of my whole apartment complex with a pink snuggie on. could have died but it was worth it brehs.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

I got drunk once and had no bud but remembered I had a fruity pebbles edible square my girl's brother got me from Cali. I decide I'll eat this but I'm drunk so of course I eat the entire square . 45 minutes pass and I just finished eating a whole plate of leftover BBQ from my neighbors party so I'm nice and full feeling very . Then it happened. It fukking kicked in. And I instantly went from to . Felt like I was instantly transported to HELL. I had to ask myself if I dropped acid or ate shrooms CAUSE THIS DID NOT FEEL LIKE A WEED HIGH. I'm pacing back and forth thinking of how to make this shyt go away. I can't eat cause I'm already full as fukk, I'm drinking milk like shyt and I'm just getting higher and higher, i hopped in the shower like three times and that isn't working either my bedroom and living room felt like a fukking prison. I keep trying to sleep it off but every time I lay down I got a wild anxiety attack and I instantly jumped back up and kept pacing back and forth from my bedroom to my living room. This was constant, just walking around my living room to walking into my bedroom in circles. I think my body eventually got tired cause next thing I know it's morning and I have to go to work. Felt like I wasted an entire Sunday. fukk edibles. That high was not wavy. I know I ate too much but still, fukk that. This is a long post but I'm drunk so if u read all this, here's a handshake

it's strange how after all this you are still a fakkit

 

[Just like bruddas]

Seen this when I googled what edibles were
Man Pleads Guilty To Shooting Wife After Eating Marijuana Edible

nah im good

 

[MenacingMonk]

Coli weed edible stories always bring the piff.

 

[TransJenner]

Okay I'm back

I ended up eating like 300MG
I had no chance , right when that shyt kicked in I felt everything spinning and I ended up falling asleep for a few hours , basically just wasting my high


But I have about a quarter left so

 

[bouncy]

@West Coast Avenger Since you run a dispensary, make sure you tell people to eat some dried fruit like raisins or drink some fruit juice during their trip on edibles, PLEASE!

After seeing all these horror stories, and reading about the guy who shot his wife on edibles, this knowledge needs to be told. All these people are just going through low blood sugar in the brain, and its causing all these problems.

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

Did some last night for the first time.
Should have done 10MGs but did 50MG.

Thought I was going to die brehs.

I drank like 6 bottles of water within an hour.

I was paranoid, I thought everyone I saw was taking about me and I paid $ to get in a club and walked in and left 1 minute later.

I felt so terrible

And the high lasts all fukking day

I ate it around 8 p.m. and then I woke up around 9 or 10 a.m. still high and it wore off around 5 or 6 p.m.

I still feel lightheaded. Is this normal brehs?

I'll never do them again.

I literally stayed in all day...and I couldn't do a thing smh.

 

[Vice Queen]

I got some butter. Cooked some chicken with it, fell asleep and woke up still high.

Had some infused lemonade. Drank it and woke up still high.

Edibles man.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Had a bad trip at a hooters lol.. While everyone else is banging out all you can eat wings and brew this was pretty much my night...

I could imagine dude like before all that shyt kicked in

Then when it started and after it did

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

My boy never smoked weed in his life and wanted to try a chocolate edible







We tried to only give him half buy he insisted on eatint the whole bar







Dude got pale, was stuck on our couch for 2 days lol

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

Did some last night for the first time.
Should have done 10MGs but did 50MG.

Thought I was going to die brehs.

I drank like 6 bottles of water within an hour.

I was paranoid, I thought everyone I saw was taking about me and I paid $ to get in a club and walked in and left 1 minute later.

I felt so terrible

And the high lasts all fukking day

I ate it around 8 p.m. and then I woke up around 9 or 10 a.m. still high and it wore off around 5 or 6 p.m.

I still feel lightheaded. Is this normal brehs?

I'll never do them again.

I literally stayed in all day...and I couldn't do a thing smh.

Dont panic breh

Edibles are serious shyt, you just done too much thats why it hit so hard.
I recomend everybody to start VERY light with edibles.
I'm someone who can smoke a ton of weed and always have fun with it, but even I watch out and never overdo it with edibles, same goes for one of my closest homies, those brownies be havin us stuck on the couch for hours unable to move if we eat too much