Clayton Endicott
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Had a bad trip at a hooters lol.. While everyone else is banging out all you can eat wings and brew this was pretty much my night...
Man ate three edibles and hasn't tweeted since.
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I think when people don't feel edibles, its because they may have a slow brain metabolism, or slow digestion. I can't tell people this, because they get offended, but its most likely the problem.
Try this. Go for a good run in the morning, eat a nice meal after, and just move around for the rest of the day. By the time you eat your edible, do it while you are still walking around. If it still doesn't hit you, I don't know the issue.
Not offended at all. Was in the "gifted" program all through school and pretty successful now, as far as the "brain metabolism" goes, so that can't offend me. I respect your insight, and I'll definitely try that.
Could it be all the damn THC in me? I've probably gone two weeks total or so without smoking weed for the past 15 years...was thinking maybe I need to detox
Well that could be it!
I notice people who smoke a lot, tend to need a strong dose, but again that has to do with the brain. Smoking will lower dopamine levels, and as you know dopamine gets the brain going. A small puff isn't bad, but consistent bongs, and joints/blunts, will effect your dopamine levels.
Like I posted just do the run in the morning, and then try the edible.
Or you can drink some coffee, before the edible, that also helps speed up metabolism a little.
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AldavisAlbundyAllah!
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Y'all gave me my first 50+ dap post
3/3 with bad trips on edibles 
i'm talking standing paralysis, balled up in fetal position, crying/screaming type bad trips
i'm talking standing paralysis, balled up in fetal position, crying/screaming type bad trips
3/3 with bad trips on edibles
i'm talking standing paralysis, balled up in fetal position, crying/screaming type bad trips
damn, there seems to be more negative experiences that ive seen with them than positive. i think even redman has written them off too. -
ben anderson
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A backwoods rolled perfectly
yeah breh, i should have stayed away after hearing about weedheads who don't even fukk with edibles
i think i hurled once fukking with them, they're not worth it. couldn't sleep and was stupid dehydrated afterwards. and this is only off of me like eating half of a brownie
i'll come back at some point and try to retell what happened on a couple of the trips...i fukked around and watched robocop in blu-ray during my first trip
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Next time try the herb with some type of whole food. THC helps the brain burn sugar, but if you eat foods that are high in sugar like edibles, it will cause an insulin spike, and then crash, BUT the THC is still being metabolized in your brain, that's why you felt so negative. You essentially had hypoglycemia.
For a more calmer effect, just mix the herb with some eggs, then cook the eggs, and eat something with it that is high in carbohydrates like grits, rice, or something that will breakdown slowly, and give your brain energy for a longer time then sugar or something like white bread that breaks down too fast.
Go for a walk outside, and watch how good you will feel, especially if the sun is out!
If you feel negative effects coming on, eat some dried fruit like raisins, it will give your brain the glucose it needs to keep going. Or drink some fruit juice like grapejuice
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That's because eating is more about lifestyle then smoking, and most of the time people make them not knowing how food effects the body.
Since we're sharing edible stories I'll share mine
Freshman year of college one of my boys tells me his homie is pulling up with some weed brownies and asked if I wanna try some. I'm like aight cool.
*Record scratch*
This is the part where I fukked up at, first of all Ive only smoked once before that, and it was 10th grade in high school. Boy was I in store for something
So the night goes on and we're hungry as shyt so we get some Chinese, 30 min after we finish grubbing bruh pulls out the brownies.
He breaks off half and hands it to me, I eat the whole half as soon as I get it
10 min go by
Me: man this shyt wack I don't feel shyt
20 min go by,
Me: see this is why I don't smoke weed, shyt is mad overrated
My homie: word? You want another half.
Me:aight
1 hr later and I randomly start laughing uncontrollable, happy thoughts start popping into my head, rainbows starts forming and in the fukking wall I kid you not, I see myself Turning into a fukking Timmy turner character.
we hear a knock. Then paranoia happens
I dive into the bed and Everything around me turns super bright orange I start feeling extremely hot and everyone's voices turns super deep and slow.
Now in my mind I automatically assume that these nikkas are the devil and their trying to kill me. I start pointing and screaming,
"Devil!"
"Devil!"
"Get away from me you devils"
As soon as they turn around, mind you I have my sneakers off.
I fukking take off sprinting out the door. These nikkas start chasing after me, but I am scared out my mind. They end hitting up my other boys to help catch me.
So here I am sprinting at 2am around campus, in socks high as fukk being chased by 5 people.
Then i started smacking the bytches asses I was running by, flashed my dikk to a few
Got to the outside basketball court begged for a basketball then proceeded to air ball 3 freethrows.
Every one helps carries me back to my room. I Throw up pass out, then proceeded to sleep for 16hours.
Moral of the story: fukk DRUGS
Freshman year of college one of my boys tells me his homie is pulling up with some weed brownies and asked if I wanna try some. I'm like aight cool.
*Record scratch*
This is the part where I fukked up at, first of all Ive only smoked once before that, and it was 10th grade in high school. Boy was I in store for something
So the night goes on and we're hungry as shyt so we get some Chinese, 30 min after we finish grubbing bruh pulls out the brownies.
He breaks off half and hands it to me, I eat the whole half as soon as I get it
10 min go by
Me: man this shyt wack I don't feel shyt
20 min go by,
Me: see this is why I don't smoke weed, shyt is mad overrated
My homie: word? You want another half.
Me:aight
1 hr later and I randomly start laughing uncontrollable, happy thoughts start popping into my head, rainbows starts forming and in the fukking wall I kid you not, I see myself Turning into a fukking Timmy turner character.
we hear a knock. Then paranoia happens
I dive into the bed and Everything around me turns super bright orange I start feeling extremely hot and everyone's voices turns super deep and slow.
Now in my mind I automatically assume that these nikkas are the devil and their trying to kill me. I start pointing and screaming,
"Devil!"
"Devil!"
"Get away from me you devils"
As soon as they turn around, mind you I have my sneakers off.
I fukking take off sprinting out the door. These nikkas start chasing after me, but I am scared out my mind. They end hitting up my other boys to help catch me.
So here I am sprinting at 2am around campus, in socks high as fukk being chased by 5 people.
Then i started smacking the bytches asses I was running by, flashed my dikk to a few
Got to the outside basketball court begged for a basketball then proceeded to air ball 3 freethrows
.Every one helps carries me back to my room. I Throw up pass out, then proceeded to sleep for 16hours.
Moral of the story: fukk DRUGS
Since we're sharing edible stories I'll share mine
Freshman year of college one of my boys tells me his homie is pulling up with some weed brownies and asked if I wanna try some. I'm like aight cool.
*Record scratch*
This is the part where I fukked up at, first of all Ive only smoked once before that, and it was 10th grade in high school. Boy was I in store for something
So the night goes on and we're hungry as shyt so we get some Chinese, 30 min after we finish grubbing bruh pulls out the brownies.
He breaks off half and hands it to me, I eat the whole half as soon as I get it
10 min go by
Me: man this shyt wack I don't feel shyt
20 min go by,
Me: see this is why I don't smoke weed, shyt is mad overrated
My homie: word? You want another half.
Me:aight
1 hr later and I randomly start laughing uncontrollable, happy thoughts start popping into my head, rainbows starts forming and in the fukking wall I kid you not, I see myself Turning into a fukking Timmy turner character.
we hear a knock. Then paranoia happens
I dive into the bed and Everything around me turns super bright orange I start feeling extremely hot and everyone's voices turns super deep and slow.
Now in my mind I automatically assume that these nikkas are the devil and their trying to kill me. I start pointing and screaming,
"Devil!"
"Devil!"
"Get away from me you devils"
As soon as they turn around, mind you I have my sneakers off.
I fukking take off sprinting out the door. These nikkas start chasing after me, but I am scared out my mind. They end hitting up my other boys to help catch me.
So here I am sprinting at 2am around campus, in socks high as fukk being chased by 5 people.
Then i started smacking the bytches asses I was running by, flashed my dikk to a few
Got to the outside basketball court begged for a basketball then proceeded to air ball 3 freethrows
Every one helps carries me back to my room. I Throw up pass out, then proceeded to sleep for 16hours.
Moral of the story: fukk DRUGS
AldavisAlbundyAllah!
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Weight is a factor.
Also the quality of the edible. I let my shake/baby nugs (California fire btw) marinate in oil for 12-14 hours in a Crock-Pot. Then I filter out the material and use the enhanced oil to make brownies etc .
I have multiple people tell me I cooked up thier peaks in highness.
I had one cousin jerking (pause) to Justin Bieber at 3 am in the apartments parking lot. He had the serious face tho , no laughing
I was in fukking tears.
All he does is shake my hand when we bring it up. It's like I own a piece of his soul.