Makin a chick Squirt... (Ladies: have u ever?)

Piff Perkins

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what happened to chick?

Transferred to a firm out of state the next year. I saw her a couple more times before that, but she was too clingy. As in, she called me the next day and wanted me to meet her parents. I could see right through that bullshyt. Ol girl wanted to bring a brotha home to fukk with her parents minds :wtf:
 

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I dont kare what nobody say.....kant no girl fukin squirt...dat shyt is PISS!!! If thats da dam kase why in the fuk dat shyt dont happen in no pornos or none of that shyt!!! Dat shyt is krazy!!! And if girls kud do that shyt, thats just fukin nastyy! Dont no nikka want all that shyt on em anyways shyt i dont...

well its done hapened and i aint like alll that shytttt!!!! That shyt is nasty to me.....its just to much.....lol i dont want all that shyt on me

well i guess that last girls G SPOT i hit directly......kuz she dam near soaked da whole room and shyt

You a Kappa breh?
 

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Women who squirt :ahh: i leave the plastic on my mattress for them. I love how they shake uncontrollably when u hit that spot. Ladies a man like me appreciates that love flood between your legs aint nothin wrong with a woman who squirts
 

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Made a chick explode a couple years ago. She was a super quiet, mousy white chick from a finance firm. I went to her place to drop off a laptop I fixed for her. After a couple drinks she told me she didn't see a black person in real life until she was like 16. As I was about to leave she asked if I wanted to stay longer, and I was like sure. She took a shower and came out naked. Whipped out my dikk and was blown away :obama:

I had to re-position a bunch of times because she couldn't get comfortable. Finally I just let her ride me. I was thinking "eh this p*ssy is tight but she's kinda wack.." when she started going crazy on my dikk. I was like :ooh:

Then she started saying "my water broke" and I was like bytch you pregnant and ain't tell me? :leon:

She jumped off my dikk and a water hose blew out her p*ssy, I swear to god. I couldn't believe that shyt. She fell on the floor shivering for a few minutes, then got up and sucked my dikk (didn't swallow). Some of the best sex I've ever had

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i dont even fukk bytches im my own damn bed, feel nasty sleepin in that shyt afterwards:sadcam:

and im not buyin a new mattress everytime i fukk :birdman:

either fukkin on the floor, on the couch (with towels all over that shyt) or at her house :yeshrug:
 

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For some reason, I still think its piss.

exactly. i think it's a mix of piss and cum.

PURE female cum is a thicker consistancy and clearish sticky subtance. that's what most normal chicks produce during sex. some of us are lucky enough to be able to "gush" or "leak" this thicker clear substance when having a really powerful O.....:scheme: but's that's usually the extent of it. all that spraying the walls shyts is suspect to me. i'm not buying it's "cum" either. :manny:
 

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Me and my ex got into one of the wild intense sessions and somehow we wound up on the floor of our bedroom in front of the bed and she was riding me as I was grabbing her shoulders pushing her down on the dikk as I was fukking her back and all of a sudden in mid stroke she just hopped up off the dikk and started squirting on some Jada Fire shyt. She freaked out and said that shyt never happened before and was scared and aint wanna fukk no more that night.

She did it a few more times before we broke up. This bytch was like a nikka about hers she would catch that nut and roll over and go to sleep everytime which is cool so I just started doing nothing but quickies with this ho "oh you aint catch yours oh well :win:".
 

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exactly. i think it's a mix of piss and cum.

PURE female cum is a thicker consistancy and clearish sticky subtance. that's what most normal chicks produce during sex. some of us are lucky enough to be able to "gush" or "leak" this thicker clear substance when having a really powerful O.....:scheme: but's that's usually the extent of it. all that spraying the walls shyts is suspect to me. i'm not buying it's "cum" either. :manny:

i think this is basically it. most likely you are hitting the posterior wall of the bladder and putting pressure on it. you are going to have the mucinous/lubricating fluid (which may be plenty) mixed in. but most likely you nicked a nerve that activates your urinary system
 
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