Makin a chick Squirt... (Ladies: have u ever?)

[ThiefyPoo]

Takes practice but once you got it

 

[TRUEST]

a lot of cats out here just filthy living in filth.

cant imagine the bodily fluids of anyone being soaked in anything i have and me not getting rid of that sh1t asap. thats some serious nasty sh1t.

 

[HelgaPataki]

i try. i fail

 

[Piff Perkins]

Made a chick explode a couple years ago. She was a super quiet, mousy white chick from a finance firm. I went to her place to drop off a laptop I fixed for her. After a couple drinks she told me she didn't see a black person in real life until she was like 16. As I was about to leave she asked if I wanted to stay longer, and I was like sure. She took a shower and came out naked. Whipped out my dikk and was blown away

I had to re-position a bunch of times because she couldn't get comfortable. Finally I just let her ride me. I was thinking "eh this p*ssy is tight but she's kinda wack.." when she started going crazy on my dikk. I was like

Then she started saying "my water broke" and I was like bytch you pregnant and ain't tell me?

She jumped off my dikk and a water hose blew out her p*ssy, I swear to god. I couldn't believe that shyt. She fell on the floor shivering for a few minutes, then got up and sucked my dikk (didn't swallow). Some of the best sex I've ever had

 

[Skip b]

Squitters are only good every now and again, the novelty wears off real quick when they drenching your mattress and the horrible rank smells it leaves behind over time

 

[Prodigital]

Made a chick explode a couple years ago. She was a super quiet, mousy white chick from a finance firm. I went to her place to drop off a laptop I fixed for her. After a couple drinks she told me she didn't see a black person in real life until she was like 16. As I was about to leave she asked if I wanted to stay longer, and I was like sure. She took a shower and came out naked. Whipped out my dikk and was blown away

I had to re-position a bunch of times because she couldn't get comfortable. Finally I just let her ride me. I was thinking "eh this p*ssy is tight but she's kinda wack.." when she started going crazy on my dikk. I was like

Then she started saying "my water broke" and I was like bytch you pregnant and ain't tell me?

She jumped off my dikk and a water hose blew out her p*ssy, I swear to god. I couldn't believe that shyt. She fell on the floor shivering for a few minutes, then got up and sucked my dikk (didn't swallow). Some of the best sex I've ever had

That bytch was a demon bruh

 

[shopthatwrecks]

i have had women squirt cream..n watery like substances...


always made sure they pee'd be4 tampering with their engines...had one chick who squirted like silly string filled with whipped cream..

bytch leg shook for like 30mins..n looked like she had the holy ghost...dont touch me dont touch me.......lol

 

[newworldafro]

experienced it once......was

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

For some reason, I still think its piss.

lemon head wtf is up

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

Made a chick explode a couple years ago. She was a super quiet, mousy white chick from a finance firm. I went to her place to drop off a laptop I fixed for her. After a couple drinks she told me she didn't see a black person in real life until she was like 16. As I was about to leave she asked if I wanted to stay longer, and I was like sure. She took a shower and came out naked. Whipped out my dikk and was blown away

I had to re-position a bunch of times because she couldn't get comfortable. Finally I just let her ride me. I was thinking "eh this p*ssy is tight but she's kinda wack.." when she started going crazy on my dikk. I was like

Then she started saying "my water broke" and I was like bytch you pregnant and ain't tell me?

She jumped off my dikk and a water hose blew out her p*ssy, I swear to god. I couldn't believe that shyt. She fell on the floor shivering for a few minutes, then got up and sucked my dikk (didn't swallow). Some of the best sex I've ever had

what happened to chick?

 

[JillScottsHunny]

Why would I want that smell on my mattress?

 

[Ricky Church]

Made a chick explode a couple years ago. She was a super quiet, mousy white chick from a finance firm. I went to her place to drop off a laptop I fixed for her. After a couple drinks she told me she didn't see a black person in real life until she was like 16. As I was about to leave she asked if I wanted to stay longer, and I was like sure. She took a shower and came out naked. Whipped out my dikk and was blown away

I had to re-position a bunch of times because she couldn't get comfortable. Finally I just let her ride me. I was thinking "eh this p*ssy is tight but she's kinda wack.." when she started going crazy on my dikk. I was like

Then she started saying "my water broke" and I was like bytch you pregnant and ain't tell me?

She jumped off my dikk and a water hose blew out her p*ssy, I swear to god. I couldn't believe that shyt. She fell on the floor shivering for a few minutes, then got up and sucked my dikk (didn't swallow). Some of the best sex I've ever had

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Spoiler

 

[neph27]

the last time that happened to me, it was a little ridiculous. it was one of those day and a half long sexual excursions where we basically sat around all day, got high, ate and had sex. i remember we were in the girl's living room and she was telling me how she had this children's book wynton marsalis wrote that she'd read to some kid in the neighborhood. it was this book...

anyways, we were both high and i told her to read it to me. so she did, but in the middle of that, we started fukking. we she squirted, i swear that shyt was crazy. she soaked my jeans and it was a mess. i mean, i felt good but after the come down i was thinking "i'm going to have to make sure i don't walk in front of any blacklights once i decide to leave her house"...

yo serious dap for comin through with the picture of the book for me

shyt was crucial

 

[Rich Spirit]

that's disgusting to me, how can one get turned on by that

 

[wutang512]

Ive had 3
skinny girl from my old highschool job
fat girl from college(*waits for jokes to commence)
my ex(I found out 4yrs after we broke up)

All 3 were surprises.

But I'd say the best experience was from my ex cause she splashed all down my balls and leg. I had to throw my jeans straight in the washer when I got home