Every city has crackheads
Most cities have junkies
But BUMS...like...LIFERS.
Bums that have been begging in the same spot with the same question in the same gear for a decade.
With them GIANT duffle bags....you dont know bums until you see a dude with folded over boots go into a garbage can find a starbucks cup...blindly drink its contents, go to a starbucks and ask for a refill and to use the bathroom and get mad when they cant use the bathroom
You dont know bums until one comes into your job and yells "THIS IS WORSE...THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE.....THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE....." until escorted out
You dont know bums until youre walking back from a mariners game and stumble across a bum tent city in SoDo and see huge rats running thru sleeping backs
and bums giving ZERO fukks
No city got bums on lock like seattle that ive seen.
Most cities have junkies
But BUMS...like...LIFERS.
Bums that have been begging in the same spot with the same question in the same gear for a decade.
With them GIANT duffle bags....you dont know bums until you see a dude with folded over boots go into a garbage can find a starbucks cup...blindly drink its contents, go to a starbucks and ask for a refill and to use the bathroom and get mad when they cant use the bathroom
You dont know bums until one comes into your job and yells "THIS IS WORSE...THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE.....THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE....." until escorted out
You dont know bums until youre walking back from a mariners game and stumble across a bum tent city in SoDo and see huge rats running thru sleeping backs
and bums giving ZERO fukksNo city got bums on lock like seattle that ive seen.
.......you ever seen the lady that be crying all the time that has one shoe??......
please please 
" and i said "nah" and walked...
you dropped your hat....
........my wife told me that lady been bumming since the late 90's.....
