Long story short I'm stuck inside my homies couch [ Update : homie momma saved me]

[King Koopa]

shyt didn't even realized this was upped

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
Then opens the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my Beretta (Beretta)
He walks up to the sofa (sofa)
He’s close up to the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s at the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s opening the sofa (sofa, sofa, sofa)

 

[AkaDemiK]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[blackslash]

Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
Then opens the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my Beretta (Beretta)
He walks up to the sofa (sofa)
He’s close up to the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s at the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s opening the sofa (sofa, sofa, sofa)

Im WEAAAAAAAAAK OMGG LMAOOO

 

[TheNig]

How long have you been in the couch? All day?

I swear yall nikkas aint shyt sometimes.

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

@Dank

How's it been with your freedom since you got out? Bet you not going back in?

Spoiler

LOL.. see how easy I can make it sound like he was in Jail

 

[shutterguy]

Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
Then opens the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my Beretta (Beretta)
He walks up to the sofa (sofa)
He’s close up to the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s at the sofa (sofa)
Now he’s opening the sofa (sofa, sofa, sofa)

Start going over your life's mistakes while staring up at springs and fabrics.

 

[blackzeus]

we believe in you

rafters, now

is that a naked Danny Devito coming out of the backseat of a couch? Where do you nikkaz find these gifs?

 

[blackzeus]

I want to believe this shyt real don't fukk with us OP

This nikka was fearing for his life, stuck in a damn couch, has internet access on his ipod and one of his first choices is to post on coli giving us play by play like he hubie brown

There could be a silverback gorilla running at nikkaz these days, their first thought is "Worldstar"

 

[Damnshow]

one of the greatest coli threads, wayy too much

 

[TheKang]

*Plays Mf Doom-Sofa King*

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Cot damn, how'd I miss this thread?

 

[Hatianleo]

All day I was thinking about this thread, pure classic of a comedy at my homeboy's expense

 

[How Sway?]

that couch got you stuck like quick sand

niqqa was you sleepin on the Big Comfy couch:thahell:

It looked like another world under that couch

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]