LOL at this cuddle joint they got in Tokyo, Japan

[Genome]

$40 to sleep next to the chick for 20 minutes

$13 just to hug her

 

[Swiggy]

Simpin is a lucrative business over there

 

[Mensch Fontana]

so pretty much talking to a bytch japan guarantees the p*ssy? Or is the thirst so strong these japs have to pay for hugs?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Just go to a fukking rave and jump into a cuddle puddle there. shyt is cash and you'll probably end up smashing one or two chicks if you play your cards right.

The more I write the more it seriously starts to piss me off. REALLY?? $13 dollars for a fukking hug? I know that shyt is expensive in Tokyo but this is some bullshyt.

 

[MF_BREW]

Sounds like a damn good business idea!

 

[kickz]

Japan's manhood ain't recovered from the war, they're all a buncha simps now

 

[GMOGMediaTV]

They took simpin to a whole new level.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

No wonder male suicide rate in Japan is fukkin' ridiculous; Lonely hearted ass muhfukkas boy, I swear

This reminds mind of those nap lounges that they have in here in the states; People can make a business out of anything

 

[HideoKojima]

Imagine going to the club, "Man, these radies rooking right, somerody come home rit me torinite, gonna cuddle the fukk outta bytch"

 

[Mandarin Duck]

One of my homies from Japan told me dudes are straight pussies out there. There's alotta lonely simp ass dudes like him out there paying for stupid ass shyt cuz they can't get women (Schoolgirls used to sell their used panties to these nikkas ).They rarely approach women, and if they gotta girl you can check her out and talk to her while dude is right there and he won't do shyt.

 

[Steve Piffler]

hmmmm......*starts a "hug porn" website with Japanese bytches*

 

[MBwithadream]

No wonder male suicide rate in Japan is fukkin' ridiculous; Lonely hearted ass muhfukkas boy, I swear

This reminds mind of those nap lounges that they have in here in the states; People can make a business out of anything

Damn, I thought we had bad, shyt.

 

[Geek]

They have these "Host Cafes" for both males and females. I saw a pretty depressing documentary on the Male host.

On another note they also have Cat Cafes where you can pay to hang out with cats.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

These dudes in Japan are on some other shyt, that bizarre ass porn has really fukked e'm up. I'm starting to think a DECENT looking black dude who isn't weird would clean up over there

 

[Fmju]

If Japan wasn't a ticking time bomb I would definitely make that transpacific move

Set up kissing booths a la South Park & come up something fierce