Word from the American female employees is that chinawomen don't sit down on the bowl to pee apparently, they kinda stand on the seat and squat down and my homegirl complains that theres always piss all over the ladies room floor because of this Asian epidemic.
The nasty shyt I've seen these people eat would make even Anthony Bourdain
on his loafers.
About 80% of the females have some form of Hello Kitty toy on their desk or coffee mug or phone cover with the stupid kitty ears sticking out on top. One even has a Hello Kitty Tupperware which I see stuffed with seaweed and squid and shyt every day in the fridge for lunch.
My boss is an Asian-American dude who has a British accent. Confuses the high holy hell outta me.
Chinese people don't take too kindly to sake jokes. Sake is Japanese apparently. Oops.
There's a guy here named Richard Dong.
but Im too shook to log in 
...that future cut the check thread is hilarious though...
