Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[BonafideDefacto]

My lazy azz took forever to get up and hop in the shower which has made me miss my train to the South Bay. Gotta call in and let the boss know imma be an hr late. Oh well...best/most benificial day to show up late...Monday. Now im lazily watching First Take on the couch. This week, the last of my 4 day work weeks i setup this month.

I think my job blocked it today, how am I supposed to work under these conditions? I'm about to quit brehs

Thats cold breh...time to utilize that tapatalk on the cell

 

[Theraflu]

here.

 

[CrimsonTider]

I'm always here.

Lol

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Fuk, I really hate Mondays. Especially after 3 day weekends.​

 

[Dat Migo]

First thing I do when I get into class

 

[flusterose]

here. they havent blocked the webs version of instagram YET so im making the best use i work for a pretty big corporation so im surprised they havent caught on.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Fuk, I really hate Mondays. Especially after 3 day weekends.​

oh really?? I'm sensing some racial undertones there...j/k

not to come off on some machismo shyt but gotdamn man, i hate working with black women...these gossiping ass broads ain't shyt but get mad when you hit'em with that when they want to get serious but you've handled the bulk of you're important shyt...maybe it's just the broads I work with but I've seen this in my last 2 stops working for DoD..we need more cac's in here

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Im going to be honest, I hate working with females...in general. Sometimes you get lucky and get a coo as female who invites u to chill after work with her and her home-girls. But 90% of the time, its drama. I've worked with females a lot since I left school, started off good right away...but ever since, all bad. Im still close to most the females I worked with with my 1st job when I moved back to cali. The 2 after that...nope, cant stand'em. In the words of Mike Singletary, 'Cant work with'em, cant do it, I want good women...' lol

I cant converse with these hoes bout shyt. Not football, not tv...I honestly need more dudes here(no homo) So i can sit back, talk shyt, bullshyt and have decent discussions about random guy stuff. ​

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Walked in, didn't say shyt to no one. Just sat down at my desk, sipped my Gatorade while checking my Voicemails and Emails. Logged into the Coli for my morning pick-me-up.

This ^^^, the prime example of someone needing a new job/career. Which is why my azz will be back in school next spring. ​

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Any other DoD employees enjoying this mandatory sexual harassment training??

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Im feeling hella lazy and tired. Was just on a phone call and damn near fell asleep smh​

 

[ltheghost]

99.9% of my post are done at work!!! Thank you Coli for giving me something to do damnit!!! (This post is written while my boss is saying some shyt about a meeting in ten minutes.. I got my notes ready...but I'm acting like I'm sending an important email...but posting on the-coli!

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Walked in with my headphones on, didn't say shyt to anybody. Just sat at my desk and checked/responded to emails.


I got another Friday off and I got another AMC Gift Card
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About to watch World War Z tomorrow and bullshyt around fuking with my homies at work.

But today, we got a potluck for one of our long tenured people leaving. Did I bring anything...hell nawww.


I learned my lesson last time when I ended up taking everything home I brought. Wasnt like I cooked...just grabbed some pastys from Safeway. But it still was a waste of my time and money...so fukk'em


Lets see how lazy I can be today...real shyt, I can't stand being here. But I do have an interview somewhere else Monday
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[BonafideDefacto]

No Lie, that potluck was good...nothing like decent food for the free free

Got me thinking about going back for afternoon seconds
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[Lucky_Lefty]

Came in, threw the headphones on and zoning the fukk out. It feels like such a chore to get out of my car and come into this place.