Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[-G$-]

so what "jobs" do you all have where you just sit on a computer all day and put out no work?

your bosses should fire all of you, lazy mfs

i don't want to get fired, but if you can convince them to lay me off please do, they'd owe me 8+ months of severance

 

[Pedro Negro]

so what "jobs" do you all have where you just sit on a computer all day and put out no work?

your bosses should fire all of you, lazy mfs

My dude, I'm clearing multimillion dollar shipments of precious jewelry on one hand, fukking with my Coli bretheren while trying to teach the girl next to me the correct words to Waka's "Rooster In My Rari" on the other.

And my boss is busy showing pics of her and LMFAO poolside in Miami to the assistant managers.

 

[wild100sboy]

In..

I normally try to work for about an hour but I'm browsing on my phone at the same damn time..after that hour is up though

same routine for me

 

[Morethan1]

Walks into work listening to Roazy Hold me back

Co-Worker.. More we need you to call that agent back about Ms bytch variable annuity

Me I got you

Co-Worker.. I almost forgot did you do the research for the international equity index fund

Me yeah i got it on my FlashDrive

Me Finally gets to desk. Pulls up The Coli... See's Thou new pics and at the same time



....... 3 hours later received email from Co-Worker... Did you call Ms bytch back yet


Me I forgot but will do it now

The thing about the job is that I could be busy on one call for 1-2 hours and then have 45-1 1/2 hours to fool around with yall @ The Coli.. But i'm gonna miss this job I really am

 

[No Homo]

so what "jobs" do you all have where you just sit on a computer all day and put out no work?

your bosses should fire all of you, lazy mfs

When you work in IT you do whatever you want on the comp

 

[Kings County]

*check your daps* "hahaha word word that was dappable....good looks...good looks"

it be like that for real

 

[Texas2step]

*checks in*

Finish a case then browse for 30 mins* makes my day go by quicker

 

[STEVE]

i should have been fired 8 years ago when i started at this place

 

[STEVE]

*rides in twenty-five minutes late, sits there like for two hours*

 

[FUTUREVISIONS]

google chrome synched up .. thecoli tab 5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Pedro Negro]

*eats piece of weed brownie, rides in twenty-five minutes late, sits there like for two hours*

I won't even ask you how.

 

[STAN JONES]

I'm posting on the coli right now while I'm in the middle of interviewing this chick for a housekeeping position

She think I'm looking over her resume right now

Little does she know she already got the job off the strength of her ass alone

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Whats better than getting paid to surf the Coli?

shyt I even get O.T

The only downside is that the browsers are outdated

 

[Kenny West]

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I log into sohh

MY nikka GURT!