Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

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i'm an IT project manager at a hospital. i have other people running around doing the dirty work for me. i have to sit at my desk and do "paperwork"...:shaq::lolbron:

Did two internships at hospitals

if you go to the OR, in every operating room, the nurse anesthesiologist is on facebook

it never fails

the first time I saw that I was like :why: the patient is :dead: and you on facebook

but after awhile you just shrug it off






















































or write em up :shaq:
 

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I work overnight, and I'm either watching a movie or on the-coli.

Then during the day I get on randomly when I'm not sleep.
 

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Did two internships at hospitals

if you go to the OR, in every operating room, the nurse anesthesiologist is on facebook

it never fails

the first time I saw that I was like :why: the patient is :dead: and you on facebook

but after awhile you just shrug it off






















































or write em up :shaq:

bro...EVERYBODY is on facebook. EVERYBODY. it's to the point where i'm not even surprised anymore, and they don't try to hide it anymore. now, it's just another clinical app....:russ:
 

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*waltz into work slow*

*hit everyone with Hi's and good mornings to keep em on your good side*

*Turn cpu on & enter password*

*go to the bathroom*

*go to the coli*

*check your daps* "hahaha word word that was dappable....good looks...good looks"

*go to the cafeteria and get some food*

*eat food at your desk while surfing facebook and the coli*

*finally check assignments* "hmmm this shyt'll prob only take me 3hrs....time to stretch that bytch out"

*look at time* "oh shyt its already 10'30/11....let me not start this work right now, lunch is right around the corner"
 

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Damn what kinda jobs do you guys work that allows you to fukk around on the internet all day?
 

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*waltz into work slow*

*hit everyone with Hi's and good mornings to keep em on your good side*

*Turn cpu on & enter password*

*go to the bathroom*

*go to the coli*

*check your daps* "hahaha word word that was dappable....good looks...good looks"

*go to the cafeteria and get some food*

*eat food at your desk while surfing facebook and the coli*

*finally check assignments* "hmmm this shyt'll prob only take me 3hrs....time to stretch that bytch out"

*look at time* "oh shyt its already 10'30/11....let me not start this work right now, lunch is right around the corner"

:deadrose::deadrose:
 

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so what "jobs" do you all have where you just sit on a computer all day and put out no work?

your bosses should fire all of you, lazy mfs
 

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No Gonna Put My Current Job Out There But At My Last Job I Was A Coordinator And I Basically Sat In An Office Creating Schedules, Filing Paperwork, Filling Out Supply Orders. Once In Awhile I'd Go Out And Make Sure The Staff Was Doing What They Had To Do, They Had Schedules So As Long As That Moved Along As Planned There Wasnt Much To Stress About.

I Used To Listen To Sports Talk Radio In My Office All Damn Day :laugh:

And NO I Didnt Get Fired, I Moved

I Never Been Fired Before lol
 

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*waltz into work slow*

*hit everyone with Hi's and good mornings to keep em on your good side*

*Turn cpu on & enter password*

*go to the bathroom*

*go to the coli*

*check your daps* "hahaha word word that was dappable....good looks...good looks"

*go to the cafeteria and get some food*

*eat food at your desk while surfing facebook and the coli*

*finally check assignments* "hmmm this shyt'll prob only take me 3hrs....time to stretch that bytch out"

*look at time* "oh shyt its already 10'30/11....let me not start this work right now, lunch is right around the corner"

lmaoo
 

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*waltz into work slow*

*hit everyone with Hi's and good mornings to keep em on your good side*

*Turn cpu on & enter password*

*go to the bathroom*

*go to the coli*

*check your daps* "hahaha word word that was dappable....good looks...good looks"

*go to the cafeteria and get some food*

*eat food at your desk while surfing facebook and the coli*

*finally check assignments* "hmmm this shyt'll prob only take me 3hrs....time to stretch that bytch out"

*look at time* "oh shyt its already 10'30/11....let me not start this work right now, lunch is right around the corner"

LMAO Im Dying, Especially The Bolded
 
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