Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[Pedro Negro]

Just finished lunch.

Gonna take my patented hour and a half post-lunch break/power nap and then sprinkle some green upon my return on my fellow working men once I'm off this 24.

 

[Red Omega]

just had a big ass burrito from chipotle..

now im gonna just sit back and watch some curb your enthusiasm..

 

[No Homo]

caught up on all the episodes of i (almost) got away with it

Need a new show to watch now

 

[flea]

had lunch, now i gotta take the meanest dump our bathrooms are status too

 

[Prodigital]

Gmail chat brehs.. I'm having a silent party in this bytch. Got snacks on deck, coli on the iPad, easy money

 

[heisenburrr]

I'll see ya'll tomorrow

 

[tru_m.a.c]

had lunch, now i gotta take the meanest dump our bathrooms are status too

I always try shyt before work b

I can't do public restrooms for a #2. I gotta be comfortable nah mean.

Need oils out, smooth jazz music in the background. Spa type shyt.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

just spent 40mn on group chat trying to figure out my happy hour plans lol

drinks in the city and then dark knight right after

shyt is college all over again

 

[flea]

I always try shyt before work b

I can't do public restrooms for a #2. I gotta be comfortable nah mean.

Need oils out, smooth jazz music in the background. Spa type shyt.

dont get it twisted breh, im pinching my butt cheeks til 5:30 hit

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

half hour left but now I gota take a dump

I'll hold it but ATL traffic is gonna make it difficult

 

[MeachTheMonster]

dont get it twisted breh, im pinching my butt cheeks til 5:30 hit

You nikkas trippin. I stay takin shyts at work You just gotta not give a fukk and make yourself confortable. I take my shirt off turn on my iPhone music and relax, a great way to kill 30 minutes at work.

 

[flea]

You nikkas trippin. I stay takin shyts at work You just gotta not give a fukk and make yourself confortable. I take my shirt off turn on my iPhone music and relax, a great way to kill 30 minutes at work.

im not ashamed to do it in public but breh there's 2 300+ lb muthafukkas that work here and they destroy that fukking place. i remember walking in and saw the toilet had shyt all over the fukking seat b. these heavy muthafukkas dont even know where their a$$hole's are anymore

 

[MeachTheMonster]

im not ashamed to do it in public but breh there's 2 300+ lb muthafukkas that work here and they destroy that fukking place. i remember walking in and saw the toilet had shyt all over the fukking seat b. these heavy muthafukkas dont even know where their a$$hole's are anymore

yeah I feel you. I work wit an old ass dude from Portugal. A lil tiny mufukka but he stank like 10 men. Don't know what he be eatin, some people speculate it must be medicine, but dudes ass is foul. I done had to get up mid shyt and remove myself from the bathroom cause he came in there wit that stinky shyt.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

im not ashamed to do it in public but breh there's 2 300+ lb muthafukkas that work here and they destroy that fukking place. i remember walking in and saw the toilet had shyt all over the fukking seat b. these heavy muthafukkas dont even know where their a$$hole's are anymore

Man The Office Building I Work At Is A Small Place So We Have A Co ED Bathroom

Check Out The Creature I Have To Deal With

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/16729-official-come-here-b-tch-about-co-worker-thread.html

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

No I'm pissed because people are missing the URINAL. The URINAL brehs.

How small does your dikk have to be to miss the damn urinal?!