Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[Pedro Negro]

so wait, what do yall who work in offices say when your boss comes up behind you with the face asking what site your on

I'm really concealed where I sit and have full view of my office so no one can sneak up on me.

My supervisor sits directly behind me though but he don't give a fukk cause I'm always on my P's & Q's with my work.

Dude sees me on here all the time, gifs enabled and errythang.

Edit: Wish their was a way to post pics from your phone directly to here so I can post my workstation.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Im Busy Today Brehs

 

[Silver Surfer]

Dead at the cereal

lol...you work in a collection agency or something...

 

[Red Omega]

Im Busy Today Brehs

word, they tryna come at me with a bunch of shyt today..

im like ight

 

[Pedro Negro]

Im Busy Today Brehs

Sorry to hear, breh.

Slow as fukk here right now.

Sitting here and 50's "I Whip Yo Head Boy" just came on the i-Pod.

Seems like a fine time for some pushups.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

People tryna give me extra work today. I'm like

 

[patscorpio]

lol...you work in a collection agency or something...

lol breh im in IT...where did you get collection agency?

 

[MoneyTron]

 

[Silver Surfer]

lol breh im in IT...where did you get collection agency?

lol..I dunno breh that lil monitor brought back memories of me in a collection center calling people

 

[tru_m.a.c]

In this bytch for another hr

then heading to the bars with the coworkers and drinking all night

followed by me cursing myself all day tomorrow for the lack of sleep

checking in at 11am

we ain't leave work til 9'30/10 last night...got an email around 11 that we were allowed to get into work at 10

so I proceeded to drown myself in drinks all night and set my alarm FOR 10

my senior called me like "hey tru, are you ok...did you get in alright last night"

I was like yeah I'm over here trying to get a visitors pass. Be right over in a second.

walked alllllllllll the way around the building to avoid walking through the front....lol and I'm dipping out at 3pm

 

[Red Omega]

checking in at 11am

we ain't leave work til 9'30/10 last night...got an email around 11 that we were allowed to get into work at 10

so I proceeded to drown myself in drinks all night and set my alarm FOR 10

my senior called me like "hey tru, are you ok...did you get in alright last night"

I was like yeah I'm over here trying to get a visitors pass. Be right over in a second.

walked alllllllllll the way around the building to avoid walking through the front....lol and I'm dipping out at 3pm

 

[flea]

im dealin with the calm of the storm right now. ridiculously not busy but i know in an hour or so ima be bombarded with work like mothafukkas better not make me miss my lunch like i did yesterday

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Brehs, I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't access the-coli. Y'all get me through work

 

[Red Omega]

honestly, am i the only one who does not give a fucc about his job? like yea i would hate to lose it, but while here im gonna do as little as i can while trying to look like im doing things..

im gonna outsmart and take shortcuts on these fukks all day long, idc

 

[Pedro Negro]

honestly, am i the only one who does not give a fucc about his job? like yea i would hate to lose it, but while here im gonna do as little as i can while trying to look like im doing things..

im gonna outsmart and take shortcuts on these fukks all day long, idc

I mean, I definitely need my job and would be devastated if I lost THIS job cause the salary and perks compared to the work I do is pretty laughable.

But my supervisor always told me that as long I get my job done (always do) and it's correct (which it is) than he don't give a fukk what I do throughout my day.

So I knock my shyt out and still have ample time to fukk around on here with y'all, get in 300 pushups and take hour and a half paid lunch breaks.