Live In Rural Alaska

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Noooooooo!!!!!!!

I can't have shyt

i can post on thecoli.com from anchorage, they do have internet

 

[God Of Art]

i can post on thecoli.com from anchorage, they do have internet

I had it in my head one day, I make a post to ask you to escort me to my art show in NYC.

I was gon pay for ya hotel, food, flight, hair, nails and evening gown and heels plus the silk tignon you was gon wear.

Then when we meet in person, you would fall in love with me and be seen at my art show in the art world

They would say who is this bourgeois tall freak? And I'd say..."It's my Maman Brigitte"

Then we would be a true love story on theColi.

But these dreams baby...they just escaped me

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

I had it in my head one day, I make a post to ask you to escort me to my art show in NYC.

I was gon pay for ya hotel, food, flight, hair, nails and evening gown and heels plus the silk tignon you was gon wear.

Then when we meet in person, you would fall in love with me and be seen at my art show in the art world

They would say who is this bourgeois tall freak? And I'd say..."It's my Maman Brigitte"

Then we would be a true love story on theColi.

But these dreams baby...they just escaped me

i'm probably not going to get hired
and you already asked me to your show and i already said yeah
but you hate christians and democrats so idk about all that other ish

#letsgoharris
#imapray4ustill

 

[God Of Art]

i'm probably not going to get hired
and you already asked me to your show and i already said yeah
but you hate christians and democrats so idk about all that other ish

#letsgoharris
#imapray4ustill

You can't pray away these DEMONS

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

You can't pray away these DEMONS

we all been through ish in life, you aren't the only person who is ptsd'd out. you don't have to keep on with all this angsty and edgy posting. we will still like your art breh. tighten up!

 

[Sbp]

I know sex work prices are out of this world

Paying a 300% markup for some frozen Eskimo p*ssy

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

Too cold out there

 

[pickles]

Alaska is fukken huge state. It can fit like 19 other states in it.

 

[God Of Art]

Paying a 300% markup for some frozen Eskimo p*ssy

But I heard Eskimo p*ssy is mighty cold

 

[God Of Art]

we all been through ish in life, you aren't the only person who is ptsd'd out. you don't have to keep on with all this angsty and edgy posting. we will still like your art breh. tighten up!

Edgy posting??? Naw I'm dead serious when I post religious and political stuff. The rest is like a multiple choice test on whether I'm lying, srs, or trolling

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

It says the average family income of four is 101,417 per year. Still those prices aren’t worth it.

Source: Explore Census Data

 

[JQ Legend]

Alaska is fukken huge state. It can fit like 19 other states in it.

Yea Alaska is 1/5 the size of the Continental US

You could fit Texas in Alaska twice and still have room left

And those prices

 

[east]

i just applied for a job in alaska. thank god it's in anchorage

anchorage is one of the most drab, depressing cities i've ever been in, even the architecture gives eastern european commie blocks. the residents look dead inside, when they're walking their dogs it's them that are being led around. idk why anyone would choose to live there over literally anywhere else in the glory that's alaska.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Edgy posting??? Naw I'm dead serious when I post religious and political stuff. The rest is like a multiple choice test on whether I'm lying, srs, or trolling

def can't be srs cuz a lot of it is not truth based hence why i see it as rage bait. i see through all that ish my guy

 

[Sbp]

But I heard Eskimo p*ssy is mighty cold

It's gotta be breh, frigid temperatures damn near all year.