Live-action Barney the Dinosaur movie thread (produced by Daniel Kaluuya) - ‘A24-Type’

[Rekkapryde]

so what is he gonna be doing kidnapping and molesting kids?

Two characters that look like R Kelly and Jeffrey Epstein

 

[StatUS]

I'm reading this as involving some kind of live action Barney. Not the guy in the suit playing Barney.

 

[YakSpiller]

@StraxStrax Whats good with that Barbie movie?

Also is Kevin Hart still doing Monopoly?

 

[StraxStrax]

@StraxStrax Whats good with that Barbie movie?

Also is Kevin Hart still doing Monopoly?

Filming just wrapped. It's all gravy.

 

[humminbird]

my theory is it will basically be about the first batch of kids barney had adventures with and they're all grown now

 

[Lootpack]

this sounds like it will be the darkest film of all time

 

[StraxStrax]

Daniel Kaluuya’s Barney Movie Is an ‘A24-Type’ Film That’s ‘Surrealistic’ and for Adults, Says Mattel Exec: ‘Not That It’s R-Rated’

With Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie’s “Barbie” gearing up for box office domination this month, the movie is being eyed as a launching pad for Mattel Films. The studio has dozens …

variety.com

 

[StraxStrax]

Also

Beware, this thread is my next project.

 

[humminbird]

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I'll never understand why Barney got all the retroactive backlash that it did.

It was a friendly dinosaur who taught kids how to share and be kind to to others.

How cynical have we become as a society that you have a fukking problem with that?

 

[Diunx]

I'll never understand why Barney got all the retroactive backlash that it did.

It was a friendly dinosaur who taught kids how to share and be kind to to others.

How cynical have we become as a society that you have a fukking problem with that?

A grown Dinosaur hanging around all those kids?

 

[darealvelle]

A grown Dinosaur hanging around all those kids?

Cmon man

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I'll never understand why Barney got all the retroactive backlash that it did.

It was a friendly dinosaur who taught kids how to share and be kind to to others.

How cynical have we become as a society that you have a fukking problem with that?

Breh....

It was so demonic around that time, I actually had an old computer game called "Die Barney Die". It's basically you're shooting a bunch of killer barneys and scoring points .

I fell for the "I hate Barney" trope, but the reality was that it was a rebellious, Gen X, slacker, fukk that gay shyt era that had a play on destroying childhoods. It sucks that once you get a certain age, you realized how good we had it from a child's perspective.

• Toys
• TV shows
• Books
• Etc

Now it's like these fukking kids are getting taught to believe that the world is cynical and that you will die and eat shyt. No imagination, no big stuffed animal telling them that they love them, and nothing to break out of the mindset of a cold smartphone driven world with no sort of love and appreciation for one another.

 

[Adonis]

What is up with these kiddie characters being transformed into horror projects? First, Winnie the Pooh now Barney??

 

[humminbird]

What is up with these kiddie characters being transformed into horror projects? First, Winnie the Pooh now Barney??

Winnie the Pooh went into public domain. some people thought it would be funny to turn it into a horror movie. it was an indie project that got big.
this isn't going to be a horror movie but it will be for adults like barbie was in that sense