Little things that annoy you in life

[A.V.]

When my dikk hits the water when taking a shyt. I seriously feel sad as hell when that shyt happens.

That shyt have you feelin dirty as a muthafukka.....like you just failed at life Even once you wash it.....my dikkhole......just......hit.......this fukkin......


shytWATER!!!

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

• Rugs or welcome mats that are crooked or not straightened
• When I go to the store, someone goes into the 20 or less line with a full buggy and they refuse to let someone with 1-2 items go ahead
• Heat, Clipper and Clemson fans
• Someone calls me twice in a row and I don't answer, then they immediately send a text and only to find out that they didn't have shyt to talk about
• People speeding up instead of letting you get over when you're running out of lane getting onto highway
• When someone feels the need to keep verbalizing everything that going on inside their head, mostly complaints. Nobody wanna hear that shyt
• Slob ass neighbors who don't maintain their property, especially uncut grass
• People smacking their lips when they eat
• All seasons except Winter and Autumn
• When it gets sunny right after it rains
• Pulling up at a light with somebody playing their music and all you hear is the bass. What's the fukking point?
• Someone playing loud music in their car driving through a residential area
• The smell of cigarettes and the people who smoke them without regard for anyone else in the area
• People who text and drive . Nobody is that important. Bluetooth heaux, damn
• A dirty house
• Pissy little babies cryin'

 

[Nighthawk]

Drivers who don't signal

Tv commercials

People who smoke cigarettes

Not being able to find my lighter to spark up a joint

Lagging in call of duty

Pumping gas

Parking meters

Rude foreigners

 

[sglove]

People who walk up to you asking for where something is...like at work or something..and its within eyes view...but they took zero time to even look around, instead they wanna waist your time askin u obvious questions

 

[IronFist]

i have to echo some of these things:

people who chew loudly
people who mispronounce easy to say words.

 

[bigmac]

When you're with people trying new foods and they take the measliest and most smallest amount to sample.

bytch HOW YOU GONNA TASTE THE fukkING THING WHEN YOU'RE BARELY TAKING ANY. EAT THE fukkING FOOD.

 

[Ashley Banks]

When people do illegal things, then get mad when something bad happens.

a week ago some chick ran a red light and my dad hit the side of her car, she had the nerve to get mad. If you would have stopped at the red light, you wouldn't have gotten hit. Idiot.

 

[Flay Mayweather]

Broke nikkas who have money to buy weed but can't pay their debt
Black twizzlers... them shyts taste like hate
Wet food in the sink
Cacs racist/don't hurt smiles
Nikkas who yawn and talk
Girls who supposedly got that wet, but give a nikka rug burn
Having to take a shyt right in the middle of a shower.... fukkit

 

[DaRealness]

- When you go into a store and need assistance and no one's around or those who around can't be bothered to do their job, yet when you go in at other times just to take a look to pass time, they start hounding you before you even get your first foot through the door

- When the supermarket runs out of your favourite item early in the day and they don't even bother to restock

- People who have a problem with you but can't say shyt to your face but instead go behind your back and run their mouth off

- Firefox always crashing, loading slow, not displaying youtube correctly etc

- Google not having a proper dropdown bar and yahoo toolbar after all this time

 

[Rocket Scientist]

instead they wanna waist your time askin u obvious questions

you mean waste?

 

[Deluuxe]

People who take a shyt and leave the door open

 

['fraidaheitz]

People taking all day buying lottery tickets at the gas station
People who sit in the center seat on a three seat bench when the end seats are occupied...
bytches with strollers on crowded busses. Fold that shyt up!
Drivers who don't make the right turn when they have a right arrow.

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

People who take a shyt and leave the door open

•people who touch your shyt without asking if they can touch your shyt.

•staring at me, especially if you're a male. I'm no fakkit breh

•bad table manners

•White people who try their hardest to be "down" when they're by a bunch if brothas

 

[Lana Kane]

OHHHH I have one. When you hand your friend your phone to show them something and they decide they wanna see all your pics

Although there's an app to prevent that

 

[Another Man]

OHHHH I have one. When you hand your friend your phone to show them something and they decide they wanna see all your pics

Although there's an app to prevent that

The fukk? That's blatantly disrespectful. What kind of friends do you have?