Little things that annoy you in life

[TheIsleofMan]

I'm that guy when it comes to stuff like this, I'm pretty sure most of you would hate me but I'll share a few haha.

People who wait until the train stops before standing to get off of the train.
Handshakes: I hate touching people that I don't have to touch and it's pretty obvious haha.
Reheating food: If the top of my food is hot and the bottom is cool (usually find out after i've started eating), i'll angrily eat
the luke warm food, plus when I want to eat, I want to eat!
Popular people: They seem like they always want to be loved and because I can be a jerk/introvert/antisocial/in my own world, I'm usually annoyed by them.
Soup
Grammar
Extremely Skinny women with pretty faces (but i don't mind thick (not fat) ugly women, actually love em haha)

 

[loki]

People that use the same word or phrase a hundred times

Drivers that drive slow after hurrying and turning on a red light trying to beat the coming traffic

People that try to have conversations in the public bathrooms

People that continue to converse with workers after their transaction is finished and there is a line behind them.

 

[All Women Are Queens]

people asking how tall i am and if i play basketball

 

[babylon1]

capitalists

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

When my dikk hits the water when taking a shyt. I seriously feel sad as hell when that shyt happens.

nikkas going 15 miles below the speed limit

People with a basket full of shyt in the 10 item or less aisle

Lil nikkas asking me to buy them blunts at the hood stores

That automated bytch when I'm trying to call the bank or some other important shyt

When bytches approach me....But they be fat or some shyt

When my Momma call me and remind me to call somebody in the family I don't even fukk with because it's their birthday

The WNBA

When you hooping at the gym, and the sorriest nikka on the squad wanna shoot the most

 

[2manyFCKNrappers]

reaching for a drink/bag of chips that you didn't realize was already finished.

a variation of that would be the last chip/sip of something that tastes really good.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Women who are fans of sports teams yet cant name a starting lineup or any rules about the sport itself.
Women that talk about entertainment all the time.
People on Youtube who try to give advice when its common knowledge

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

-When you get to the drive-thru and your girl NEVER knowing what she wants
-People who don't reset the microwave and just leave the shyt looking like "0:02"
-Watching my dog spin around in circles 5 times before laying down. nikka, just lay down......fukk you doin!

 

[A.V.]

That watery shyt that comes out of ketchup or mustard when you forget to shake it...

Not knowing cereal's stale until you poured the milk in already...

Overly bad grammatical or spelling errors...Especially from fb/coli/twitter posters trying to make a point as if they're intelligent...

Armchair intellectuals/hippies/militants

Feigned outrage over an issue, only for said issue to disappear from the persons conversation/activity quickly...

Titties that taste like underarms...

p*ssy that's not as wet as it should be KNOWING YOU ON YA JOB (some of y'all shyt just type dry)...

Kids that won't shut the fukk up...

Trying to fukk a woman with kids who won't shut the fukk up/go to sleep...

A new broad that wants to text ALL THE TIME...

Having to argue a point repeatedly to a motherfukker who apparently don't get it...

Bandwagon fans...

Racial insensitivity... (Told this fat white bytch the other day a little about myself, during a random conversation on the street, and she said "two jobs, in school, car and a place? I'm impressed...Nice to see a black man making something for himself".... Then when I went in on her CaC ass, she hits me with the "My son is half black"...BISH THAT DON'T MEAN shyt...If you understood our struggle or perspective on anything racial, you wouldn't have said that stupid shyt you did...Then the bish had the nerve to tell me it was 2013, I shouldn't be worried about race issues, when she clearly had to point out the fact I was black when giving her backhanded compliment... )

 

[Another Man]

People who try to talk my fukking head off first thing in the morning at work(I have one particular co-worker who does this shyt)
When people ramble on and on and take forever to get to the fukking point(my attention span is too short for that shyt and I swear I'll walk away from you or talk to someone else mid sentence if you do that).
Strangers(male) getting too close to my personal space
People standing over me as I'm sitting or kneeling down doing something
People who text you saying "Call me/Can I call you"....what the fukk do you have to say that can't be said via text, you wanna hear my sensual voice or something? I hate talking on the phone period anyways.
Dudes who get that liquid courage and start acting different, especially when females are around. We all know the type
Last minute turn signals and slow drivers

Now when Im jogging...
Groups of people who gotta walk slow as fukk AND side by side, taking up the whole sidewalk
People who don't watch their cot damn kids and let them run right into my path at the last possible second...I've literally had to hurdle kids a couple times cuz I was in mid sprint and their dumb fukk parents weren't paying attention
People who go out of their way to get my attention then try to stop me to talk when I'm running....the fukk?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

people who wear sunglasses at night, ol "im so cool" ass fakkot

 

[Nemesis]

I really really really hate the drama that comes with flying.......to the point that it fills me with dread.....

 

[LOUD]

Getting my taint licked

 

[Fatboi1]

When you got to take a shyt badly and you haul ass to the bathroom only to be in horror when the toilet roll is empty. Having to run around looking for paper is annoying as hell.

Dirty bathrooms.

When you thinking of making something to eat and you already start preparing half the meal and you realize you're missing a critical ingredient.

 

[Geek]

Twistie ties that come with bread.

You think you twisted it the right way but you ended up twisting it the wrong way, so you have to twist it some more the other way.