But for real I feel your pain breh
I convinced my brother to ask for Starscream for his birthday. He really wanted Battlecat for his He-Man action figure but I put the pressure on him as his big brother. The reason I wanted him to get it is because my best friend had Starscream and he was piff as fukk I figured I would cuff my brothers Starscream and me and my homie would have some epic dogfights.
Well his birthday comes around and he is opening his gifts. I’m in the cut around the corner watching
He opened the last gift. ... I saw his face falter for a sec
Then he immediately turned it into a fake smile and thanked my parents.
He came in our room and threw the box at me on some
shyt. It was a fighter jet robot. But not Starscream. It was Leader 1. A fukking GoBot.
All moms remembered when she got in the toy store was a robot fighter jet. Of course she picked the lower priced option. My brother broke down crying in the room when he realized I truly fukked him.