I have more of a problem with the swiss superman Cesaro having to sell a flying headscissor from little person el torito than a 6ft 260+ ass kicker with a beer belly![yeshrug :yeshrug: :yeshrug:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/yeshrug.png)
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Dusty Rhodes literally look like a sack of shyt but in this business he's one of the goats
Not saying we need a roster of Owens builds at all but he has place at the table. Pun unintentional but appropriate I suppose
he is supposed to be the fat friend like puumba.
Vince must be seriously biting his tongue right now or maybe he really did go blind and Triple H has him convinced Owens looks like Mason Ryan.
He's a fat fukk who's totally unintimidating. Spin it how you want, but this guy won't last long under Vince.
In my feelings?: You short nyggas bring this goofball up every other month after he quit. He's gonna get KO'd in short order and you're gonna look real stupid putting your support to that idiot...like you always had when he bombed as champion on PPV and on television..to such a degree he quit and went out like a legitimate whiner. There is no saving grace..he will fall off after he loses and the celebration will continue just like it did the night after Rumble 2013 when it went from 2.5 to 3.7 in record time when people got something they really wanted instead of something STUFFED down their throats(reminiscent of when Michaels got kicked out for Steve Austin at WM 14). A dude so caught up in his feelings after that scenario that he feigned injuries for years like a true bytch.CM Gawd still got you in your feelings :cmsas1:
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bbbut he's fat he doesn't look like no athlete
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this is the key.
you guys have to remember that this board (and the IWC) are all smarks and smart marks. so all you guys look at this from an entirely different perspective than the casual viewer who only watches every so often. you guys like him cause you admire his workrate.
but the average person who does not watch wrestling regularly, does not watch NXT, and knows nothing of kevin owens... is gonna tune and see this completely average looking male... a guy that looks like he should be installing your furnace... try to convince them that he's the toughest guy in wrestling. a guy that has no larger than life presence whatsoever and a guy that does not instill fear and intimidation when he speaks. he is literally the guy next door in a pair of basketball shorts. even wrestles in a god damn tee shirt.
the average person that tunes in is gonna see this and be like..."this dude is the champion?"
and then they'll go back to not watching for a year.
We still on this physique bullshyt in the 21st century? Hell, Trips is trying to steer the E away from Vince's old and dated view on people who look like they have chemical assisted physiques. Steen can go. Hell, the fans are more into the people who look regular than the ones who look like they stepped off the pages of DC or Marvel Comics. Like someone said, Velasquez looks "normal" or like the guy at the Y or local rec center compared to some of the other UFC heavyweights, but I'll be damned if he didn't put the beats on the mayor of Suplex City.
this is the key.
you guys have to remember that this board (and the IWC) are all smarks and smart marks. so all you guys look at this from an entirely different perspective than the casual viewer who only watches every so often. you guys like him cause you admire his workrate.
but the average person who does not watch wrestling regularly, does not watch NXT, and knows nothing of kevin owens... is gonna tune and see this completely average looking male... a guy that looks like he should be installing your furnace... try to convince them that he's the toughest guy in wrestling. a guy that has no larger than life presence whatsoever and a guy that does not instill fear and intimidation when he speaks. he is literally the guy next door in a pair of basketball shorts. even wrestles in a god damn tee shirt.
the average person that tunes in is gonna see this and be like..."this dude is the champion?"
and that's when they go back to not watching for a year.
I have more of a problem with the swiss superman Cesaro having to sell a flying headscissor from little person el torito than a 6ft 260+ ass kicker with a beer belly![]()
would the ppl still be as into brock lesnar if he were 100 pounds less and had a beer gut? would he still have the same aura about him if he weren't JACKED AS fukk!!!?!?!
Sami Zayn is Timon?
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This shyt is a drama and a play, a compelling character is a compelling character. Im not concerning myself with what somebody who doesnt like what i like, thinks about what i like. Why are nikkas even discussing that!?!?!?!![]()
and could mugsby bogues beat michael jordan?riddle me this...did muggsy bogues have a convincing NBA look? to me..its was like damn this motherfukker can ball his ass off to have made it at that height and size.
In my feelings?: You short nyggas bring this goofball up every other month after he quit. He's gonna get KO'd in short order and you're gonna look real stupid putting your support to that idiot...like you always had when he bombed as champion on PPV and on television..to such a degree he quit and went out like a legitimate whiner. There is no saving grace..he will fall off after he loses and the celebration will continue just like it did the night after Rumble 2013 when it went from 2.5 to 3.7 in record time when people got something they really wanted instead of something STUFFED down their throats(reminiscent of when Michaels got kicked out for Steve Austin at WM 14). A dude so caught up in his feelings after that scenario that he feigned injuries for years like a true bytch.