Let's talk about wwe giving this fat fukk the Brock Lesnar treatment

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Dusty Rhodes literally look like a sack of shyt but in this business he's one of the goats
Not saying we need a roster of Owens builds at all but he has place at the table. Pun unintentional but appropriate I suppose
he is supposed to be the fat friend like puumba.
Vince must be seriously biting his tongue right now or maybe he really did go blind and Triple H has him convinced Owens looks like Mason Ryan :mjcry:.
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He's a fat fukk who's totally unintimidating. Spin it how you want, but this guy won't last long under Vince.

this is the key.

you guys have to remember that this board (and the IWC) are all smarks and smart marks. so all you guys look at this from an entirely different perspective than the casual viewer who only watches every so often. you guys like him cause you admire his workrate.

but the average person who does not watch wrestling regularly, does not watch NXT, and knows nothing of kevin owens... is gonna tune and see this completely average looking male... a guy that looks like he should be installing your furnace... try to convince them that he's the toughest guy in wrestling. a guy that has no larger than life presence whatsoever and a guy that does not instill fear and intimidation when he speaks. he is literally the guy next door in a pair of basketball shorts. even wrestles in a god damn tee shirt.

the average person that tunes in is gonna see this and be like... :what:"this dude is the champion?"


and that's when they go back to not watching for a year.
 

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CM Gawd still got you in your feelings :cmsas1:


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bbbut he's fat he doesn't look like no athlete :dwillhuh:


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In my feelings?: You short nyggas bring this goofball up every other month after he quit. He's gonna get KO'd in short order and you're gonna look real stupid putting your support to that idiot...like you always had when he bombed as champion on PPV and on television..to such a degree he quit and went out like a legitimate whiner. There is no saving grace..he will fall off after he loses and the celebration will continue just like it did the night after Rumble 2013 when it went from 2.5 to 3.7 in record time when people got something they really wanted instead of something STUFFED down their throats(reminiscent of when Michaels got kicked out for Steve Austin at WM 14). A dude so caught up in his feelings after that scenario that he feigned injuries for years like a true bytch.
 
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this is the key.

you guys have to remember that this board (and the IWC) are all smarks and smart marks. so all you guys look at this from an entirely different perspective than the casual viewer who only watches every so often. you guys like him cause you admire his workrate.


but the average person who does not watch wrestling regularly, does not watch NXT, and knows nothing of kevin owens... is gonna tune and see this completely average looking male... a guy that looks like he should be installing your furnace... try to convince them that he's the toughest guy in wrestling. a guy that has no larger than life presence whatsoever and a guy that does not instill fear and intimidation when he speaks. he is literally the guy next door in a pair of basketball shorts. even wrestles in a god damn tee shirt.

the average person that tunes in is gonna see this and be like... :what:"this dude is the champion?"


and then they'll go back to not watching for a year.

Not me..I've told you all down the line what would happen with several talents over and over again. I told you Sheamus would always get pushed and he does..I told you they would always keep him from Cena since he's a Cripple H cronie and they do. I told you Blandy was lazy and that nygga hasn't been seen since he did that last job and that proves how much of a star he is since he's not wanted or needed on the houseshow circuit:laugh: Interchangeable and worthless. Everyone on here got on Brey Wyatt's bandwagon until he became a loser and didn't back shyt up..now nyggas are stuttering and trying to follow my lead on how he's been a loud talking nobody since WM XXX. Wins all the time on television and don't mean jack shyt:laugh: Vince is very obvious these days..nyggas tought Naomi was about to BEAST and be given a Shelton Benjamin long title reign with the Diva's title and they took her ass right back down when Paige came back and continued this ridiculous Nikki garbage. Something that makes their women division looks superficial and outdated while Sasha Banks and Rebecca Knox are making the Owens/Cena match look like amateur hour.
 
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:comeon: We still on this physique bullshyt in the 21st century? Hell, Trips is trying to steer the E away from Vince's old and dated view on people who look like they have chemical assisted physiques. Steen can go. Hell, the fans are more into the people who look regular than the ones who look like they stepped off the pages of DC or Marvel Comics. Like someone said, Velasquez looks "normal" or like the guy at the Y or local rec center compared to some of the other UFC heavyweights, but I'll be damned if he didn't put the beats on the mayor of Suplex City.

would the ppl still be as into brock lesnar if he were 100 pounds less and had a beer gut? would he still have the same aura about him if he weren't JACKED AS fukk!!!?!?!
 

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this is the key.

you guys have to remember that this board (and the IWC) are all smarks and smart marks. so all you guys look at this from an entirely different perspective than the casual viewer who only watches every so often. you guys like him cause you admire his workrate.

but the average person who does not watch wrestling regularly, does not watch NXT, and knows nothing of kevin owens... is gonna tune and see this completely average looking male... a guy that looks like he should be installing your furnace... try to convince them that he's the toughest guy in wrestling. a guy that has no larger than life presence whatsoever and a guy that does not instill fear and intimidation when he speaks. he is literally the guy next door in a pair of basketball shorts. even wrestles in a god damn tee shirt.

the average person that tunes in is gonna see this and be like... :what:"this dude is the champion?"


and that's when they go back to not watching for a year.

yo i cant understand this shyt for the life of me... this mentality is why wrestling is all fukked up!!!!!!

who gives a fukk what people who DONT WATCH WRESTLING think about WRESTLING!!!!

This shyt is a drama and a play, a compelling character is a compelling character. Im not concerning myself with what somebody who doesnt like what i like, thinks about what i like. Why are nikkas even discussing that!?!?!?! :mindblown:

That's sheep logic. We have NOOOOOOOOO Idea what will appeal to people by 2026. Things have to be able to grow and be different in order to evolve. This nikka KO might create a renaissance in Wrestling and maybe he wont. But You can't judge the future off the past. When someone has "it" they have "it". KO has "it". It's all in how they sell "it" now.

One thing ive noticed in life is when your polarizing, you are on the brink of greatness. 3 years from now he'll Main Event Mania with Zayn, and we'll all be like "I remember when everybody said KO wouldnt be shyt." :youngsabo:

His energy is undeniable. He has a new look, a new delivery in promos, and great ring work. Just like Punk was revolutionary, Owens is. He's bringing something NEW to the table. So I don't expect everyone to get it. Because most people never get shyt until it's too late.
 

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I have more of a problem with the swiss superman Cesaro having to sell a flying headscissor from little person el torito than a 6ft 260+ ass kicker with a beer belly:yeshrug:

this X 5000

would the ppl still be as into brock lesnar if he were 100 pounds less and had a beer gut? would he still have the same aura about him if he weren't JACKED AS fukk!!!?!?!

would KO be more "convincing" if he lost 150 pounds and looked like evan bourne? :stopitslime:

if you saw KO in a bar about to knuckle up with a pretty boy..whos the more convincing ass kicker? :stopitslime:

if anything he looks MORE legit because his "look" is unique now and to have made it this far says something about his ability.

riddle me this...did muggsy bogues have a convincing NBA look? to me..its was like damn this motherfukker can ball his ass off to have made it at that height and size.

nothin wrong with KO at all. if he can work and he can speak on the mic then :yeshrug:
 
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This shyt is a drama and a play, a compelling character is a compelling character. Im not concerning myself with what somebody who doesnt like what i like, thinks about what i like. Why are nikkas even discussing that!?!?!?! :mindblown:

what about the kevin owens character do you find compelling?
 
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riddle me this...did muggsy bogues have a convincing NBA look? to me..its was like damn this motherfukker can ball his ass off to have made it at that height and size.
and could mugsby bogues beat michael jordan?
 

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In my feelings?: You short nyggas bring this goofball up every other month after he quit. He's gonna get KO'd in short order and you're gonna look real stupid putting your support to that idiot...like you always had when he bombed as champion on PPV and on television..to such a degree he quit and went out like a legitimate whiner. There is no saving grace..he will fall off after he loses and the celebration will continue just like it did the night after Rumble 2013 when it went from 2.5 to 3.7 in record time when people got something they really wanted instead of something STUFFED down their throats(reminiscent of when Michaels got kicked out for Steve Austin at WM 14). A dude so caught up in his feelings after that scenario that he feigned injuries for years like a true bytch.


:mjlol: @ you typing all that up and I ain't eeeen read it
 
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