Let's talk about wwe giving this fat fukk the Brock Lesnar treatment

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He looks like a drunken bar room fighter from a cold city.... And that's not a bad thing...he could be their version of bully ray
Exactly.. I don't really get why there's an issue with his physique, in the old days heels were generally the ugly and/or fat dudes while the babyfaces were the good looking dudes with great physiques. This underwear model era has made people forget about how Vince used to do shyt.

As for him not looking like a wrestler, he's athletic as hell and can work better than 90% of the roster. I don't really get the issue.
 

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i'm with the OP. for some reason i just can't buy into this guy. he's too small and average looking to be thought of as a monster machine. he looks even more regular when put up next to the fit, athletic, chizzled cena... who's also like double his size.

some doughy lookin jobber with no muscles shouldn't be whooping on superman.
So you'd fight Kevin Owens before you fight Dean Ambrose or Seth Rollins?
 

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Athletic he may be but it doesn't even look like he tries to improve his physique. WWE is a business of aesthetics and this guy is far from passing the bar
Who gives a shyt why you looking at a mans body so hard

His matches are piff go jerk off to some chris masters matches if that is what you need
 

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guys like this is the reason it took so long for the indie guys to get a chance in the first place.. This is long overdue, cause the big guys that aren't athletic have failed time and time again, while these little average looking guys, are far more entertaining and are better athletes, maybe cause they are are what people look like that don't take roids but still workout
 
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So you'd fight Kevin Owens before you fight Dean Ambrose or Seth Rollins?
dean and seth aren't power wrestlers that "pulverize" their opponent.

kevin owens is this badass bully but he's the smallest dude on the block and when he speaks on the mic he doesn't play into the role. He sounds like an average guy. No intensity, no bass in his voice at all.

could you imagine him doin his moveset to brock? It would look ridiculous. a weasel like that is gonna put brock out with a POWERBOMB!?!?
 

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I don't know shyt about this dude, but I bought him as a main roster guy tonight, even if he ate a pin I woulda :obama: at his performance....:manny:
 

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They banking on that Kevin Steen indie rep

Its a shame WWE probably wont show RoH footage anymore on their DVDs like they did for Punk and the Shield cause of the new TV deal they just got...but it would sure come in handy for a doc or some vinnettes to showcase Owens rep and why it exceeds his look.
 

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Dude can do those big man power moves because he's primarily been fighting indie vanilla midgets. Once he's on the main roster his power move set will look ridiculous against guys like RyCAC and wade Barrett---men much bigger than he is

He does have some agility for being a fat fukk though. I'll give you that :ehh:
RyCAC.....:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 

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dean and seth aren't power wrestlers that "pulverize" their opponent.

kevin owens is this badass bully but he's the smallest dude on the block and when he speaks on the mic he doesn't play into the role. He sounds like an average guy. No intensity, no bass in his voice at all.

could you imagine him doin his moveset to brock? It would look ridiculous. a weasel like that is gonna put brock out with a POWERBOMB!?!?
Cain beat the breaks off Brock without looking ripped . Mark hunt is a fat flabby b*stard and can take and dish out ridiculous amount of punishment
 
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