Let's talk about wwe giving this fat fukk the Brock Lesnar treatment

TheBigBopper

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This dude does cannonballs sentons and moonsaults while still being able to execute all the big man power moves and brawl. Like come the fukk on man. What more do you want
Dude can do those big man power moves because he's primarily been fighting indie vanilla midgets. Once he's on the main roster his power move set will look ridiculous against guys like RyCAC and wade Barrett---men much bigger than he is

He does have some agility for being a fat fukk though. I'll give you that :ehh:
 

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Even more pathetic that his current physical state is better than when he was in the indies. No excuse for a wrestler to be this fat when their job is to go to the gym and look good

I'd take Kevin Owens over the current WWE champ in a shoot. That's more then enough right there. But if you're good in the wrestling ring, it'll never matter what you look like. Eddie Guerrero was 5'6, and he was main event caliber before steroids.
 

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Dude can do those big man power moves because he's primarily been fighting indie vanilla midgets. Once he's on the main roster his power move set will look ridiculous against guys like RyCAC and wade Barrett---men much bigger than he is

He does have some agility for being a fat fukk though. I'll give you that :ehh:

Did you even see his match tonight? :dahell:
 

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It's a circle jerk of:

  1. Trips signs your current favorite Indy wrestler
  2. Said wrestler goes on a hot streak in NXT
  3. Wrestler gets called up
  4. You pay $9.99 to see him win a pointless match
  5. Six months later this guy's card fodder
  6. WWE starts back at #1

It is what it is. Make money, repeat.
 

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It's a circle jerk of:

  1. Trips signs your current favorite Indy wrestler
  2. Said wrestler goes on a hot streak in NXT
  3. Wrestler gets called up
  4. You pay $9.99 to see him win a pointless match
  5. Six months later this guy's card fodder
  6. WWE starts back at #1

It is what it is. Make money, repeat.

Kevin Owens beat John Cena clean tonight
 

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Athletic he may be but it doesn't even look like he tries to improve his physique. WWE is a business of aesthetics and this guy is far from passing the bar
He has a commanding presence and carries himself like a badass. Plus he's a great worker and proved tonight that he can hang with main event talent. His image is hardly an issue.
 

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Am I really supposed to believe this shyt? :what:

Now I'm not a Vince McMahon body mark-- D Bryan is my favorite wrestler and so was CM Punk but the difference is that these guys at least look like athletes. Kevin Owens looks like some fat fukk cashier at a qwik e mart living in his moms basement. Not intimidating at all. Dude is not even a tall fat ass like Mick Foley. He's just rotund and :flabbynsick:

Granted, that little rotating moonsault he pulled off against cena was impressive, but dude needs to hit the gym and get some muscle tone. Only the iwc can view this guy as a realistic monster heel and honestly I'm surprised someone with his doughey body has triple h's co-sign.
Aint you the Viscera stan on here?

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nikka won the King of the Ring, fought Diesel in the main event on PPV, crushed the Undertaker's face


My dude and I were obsessed with this nikka back in the day. Seriously thought he woulda become WWE champion when he returned as Viscera in '99.



Dude was definitely under pushed. And that Hell in the Cell match he had against Jeff Hardy when Big Vis did a perfectly executed moonsault off the top of the cage

:francis:

That moonsault part still makes me laugh though :pachaha: low key one of my favorite posts
 
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