Let's keep it real: an in-shape man with 100% intent to kill vs a single wolf. Who wins?

1 in-shape man vs 1 wolf, both fully intend to kill each other. What happens?

  • The man paints the walls with the wolf blood

    Votes: 4 6.3%
  • The wolf does damage but the man wins

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • Close one but the man wins

    Votes: 5 7.8%
  • 50/50

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Close one but the wolf loses

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The man does damage but the wolf wins

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • The man gets torn to fukking shreds

    Votes: 39 60.9%

  • Total voters
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And what you going to try to do? Try to square up wit a savage ass wolf??:francis: OP gon try to box a undomesticated dog (or any big ass dog that's not a wolf) feelin all confident and as soon as he throws a right hook he going to feel those jaws lockdown on his arm and he'll be like :damn::damn::damn::damn: motherfuker gon try to rip your arm out of socket and you're going to bleed out.

Now if I had a bat or some kind of weapon :demonic:
 

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people can't even take a police k9 but think a man can take a wolf :dahell:
Tbf most people not trying to fight k9 :hubie: they're either running away from it or trying to minimize damage taken without fighting back. k9 never got punched back like that

That's why I put a man with 100% intent to kill, would be interesting to see how it goes down :mjgrin:
 

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Largest wolf on record was 79 kg, or ~175 pounds

Largest dog on record was Zorba, a 340 pound mastiff that was 8' 3" from nose to tail:merchant::whoa:

that's bigger than a fukkin jaguar
 

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I need more stats bro

Like a 6 foot 6 breh with Muay Thai and jujitsu skills versus a regular wolf? The breh :myman:

An alpha Alaskan/canadian timber wolf tho? Dogset :demonic:
Assume a Muay Thai stance and immediately get your nuts ripped off delusional brehs :mjlol:
 

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I just found the thread…reading thru it now…it started off normal with somebody posting a vid of a dude who randomly encountered a wolf…ppl were commenting about how lucky he was the wolf didn’t attack cuz a pack was probably nearby before some idiot(s) decided they could formulate a plan of attack to survive a wolf attack :mjlol:

*edit*

I should point out this site is NSFW or if you’re around a lot of ppl


off first glance looks like a lightweight coli:ehh:


Edit: Out CAC me....(ongoing)
:patrice: They using our lingo and creating identical threads. :wtb:
 
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Contrary to what most of you think, a man in a life or death fight with one wolf can win.

Yes we are domesticated, but at certain times we can shed that domestication. At those times humans can be fearsome creatures. Think about those things on I Am Legend for reference.

We would probably die from our wounds, but we would choke the wolf out too. Much less if there's a good size stick nearby we'd poke it

We are lacking in natural weaponry except for our thumbs and brain.
 

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i have some actual wolves. there is no 'giving it your arm.' a wolf can bite through a man's arm or any bone easily. the only chance you have is to train some form of combat art that grants you the strength/conviction to either smother it instantly with superior weight or lift it, even with a broken fukked up arm and snap its back over your knee like bane did batman in the dark knight rises. if you can't do one of those, then you will perish.
 
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