Let's keep it real: an in-shape man with 100% intent to kill vs a single wolf. Who wins?

1 in-shape man vs 1 wolf, both fully intend to kill each other. What happens?

  • The man paints the walls with the wolf blood

    Votes: 4 6.3%
  • The wolf does damage but the man wins

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • Close one but the man wins

    Votes: 5 7.8%
  • 50/50

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Close one but the wolf loses

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The man does damage but the wolf wins

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • The man gets torn to fukking shreds

    Votes: 39 60.9%

  • Total voters
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Samori Toure

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Dude could be as cold and murderous as a human can possibly be but as soon as that wolf shows his teeth breh gonna hit the
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It's human nature. It doesn't feel natural like fighting a gorilla or primate does. A gorilla ain't nothing but a big ass kid with retard strength :manny:
Most definitely, but let's imagine you give the man a drug that inhibits all fear and makes him fully intent to kill whatever is in front of him

I think prime Mike Tyson and a few others might do some damage
 

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Most definitely, but let's imagine you give the man a drug that inhibits all fear and makes him fully intent to kill whatever is in front of him

I think prime Mike Tyson and a few others might do some damage
Tyson on pcp? :ohhh:

He would bleed out long before he does damage to the wolf. That wolf has 2 inch thick fur. That's like trying to strangle a nikka wearing a extra plush ass sleeping bag :heh:
 

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All these nikkas talmbout rear naked chokes would be shytting there pants if they were 1 on 1 with a wolf in the wilderness...and it wouldnt be 1 vs 1 itd you against 15-20 of them....

Only chance ANY human has against an apex predator is a gun....prime Mike Tyson would be dead within 30 seconds....
 
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