Let's keep it real: an in-shape man with 100% intent to kill vs a single wolf. Who wins?

1 in-shape man vs 1 wolf, both fully intend to kill each other. What happens?

  • The man paints the walls with the wolf blood

    Votes: 4 6.3%
  • The wolf does damage but the man wins

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • Close one but the man wins

    Votes: 5 7.8%
  • 50/50

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Close one but the wolf loses

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The man does damage but the wolf wins

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • The man gets torn to fukking shreds

    Votes: 39 60.9%

  • Total voters
    64

MischievousMonkey

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I was watching this streamer making a tier list of animals men could kill without weapons

And then the topic of wolves came :mjlol:

Ngl at first I was convinced that a wolf would tear to shreds any human fighting it, but after listening to their dumbass points and watching videos... Doubts started to form in my head :patrice:

Is a wolf really nothing more than a savage dog with a powerful bite? Because I don't think I'm losing a 1v1 against most dogs honestly :manny: Except for pitbulls :hubie:



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Dude could be as cold and murderous as a human can possibly be but as soon as that wolf shows his teeth breh gonna hit the
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It's human nature. It doesn't feel natural like fighting a gorilla or primate does. A gorilla ain't nothing but a big ass kid with retard strength :manny:
 
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