lets be real the DMV got the best "roasters"

PeridotPuss

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Yet your corny ass couldnt muster what it takes to say something funny in your OP....And in fact dropped sorry ass DMV slang, that nobody else in america uses...lust like jawn and cyse, and nike boots...your best rapper is a flunkie of a cop and your best sports team is racist and your best basketball player ever got famous as a knick, or a BULL....tell me how that feels.

:mjcry: the fukk. Ouch.
 

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i put that word in quotes because that's the word yall bum ass nikkas probably use where your from. outchea we say joaning. nikkas from all across the country stay coming out here thinking they funny, but yall is corny as fukk. :umad:

Just came in here to ask how you make the title and use "roast" but you fixed it


Most places I've been nikkas be corny af. Still on some "your momma so fat shyt". We really next level wit the joanin shyt. But at the same time I realized it's made us very superficial



:yeshrug: fukk it tho. If a nikka slipping he need to get cooked
 
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Midwest/East Coast/Tx (Now in Canada)
DMV and Chicago brehs are the funniest, naturally...philly coming in a close 3rd.
A south breh's "roasting" (lol at that cac word for riffing/joning/frying nikkas) depends on voice and location. Their DELIVERY is funny but their jokes be trash...plus they're "fashion backward" and have no business talking about anybody looking like the whole past. fukk their whole style.
 

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When a Midwestern nikka roasts you :wow: it's gonna either tear you down to shreds or create a legend! :blessed:



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Michigan
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Indy

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When a Midwestern nikka roasts you :wow: it's gonna either tear you down to shreds or create a legend! :blessed:



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Chi
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Ohio
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Michigan
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Indy

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Makes sense because the midwestern region of America is a complete joke
 

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Wait what the hell is a roasters? I'm so confused.

Edit: Oh I get it roasters, as in roasting Nikkas. I've never heard somebody being called a roaster before. Only thing we say is he's ODing on this Nikka, or he going HAM right now.

We're funny in NYC as well.
 
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