Leonard Washington was Dave Chappelle's best character

[Rozay Oro]

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Kills me every time!

I remember this shyt lmao.
R.I.P Patrice O'Neal

 

[Leonard Washington]

Man that dude was real. I hadn't thought about that dude in years because they moved when I was like 10 or something, but he used to have us low key tripped out with his constant anger(low key because he was always handin out them ass whoopins to my friend and his sister) He had that perpetual James Evans nostril flare. When Rakim came out, my sister used to say Rakim looked angry like Vincent. He was always fukkin wit different hairstyles too. He had some Larry Blackmon from Cameo with straight hair hairstyle at one point. I remember in the morning one time that shyt had collapsed in his sleep, lol, so it was kinda everywhere. Vincent was sitting at the table reading the newspaper, smoking a cig. My friend was like, "Mmmm,. mmmm, my mom make the best pancakes. MMMMMM, MMMMMM". With the cig in his mouth, Vincent said, "Shut the fukk up and eat them damn pancakes! When I get back I don't hear no stories about no damn pancakes left on the damn plate" I remember him gettin mad at my friend for playin with a Dukes of Hazzard hotwheel set. LOL, then started in on his mom for getting it, lol.

I need more stories breh

 

[Reggie]

It's either Leonard or Biggums. Biggums had more appearances so it is probably him but Leonard's few appearances were all classic.

 

[Remote]

I remember this shyt lmao.
R.I.P Patrice O'Neal

 

[DallasTxRep]

One of my favorites is Reggie from the Nutty Professor

That nikka destroyed Sherman Klump

 

[#SOG_soldier]

My daddy loves Reggie!!! He thought Chappelle fell off I was like ' No daddy his career is still the same if not bigger cause his fans understand & appreciate his choice in walking away from a contract that was like selling out... And his shows still sell out quickly '

Ain't Dave in Africa

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Ain't Dave in Africa

He been doing shows all over the country on & off the last few years. He was just at the BET awards a few weeks ago.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Whole segment was brazy.

" ITS JAMES THE nikka HATIN' DOLPHIN!!"

 

[rantanamo]

I need more stories breh

Its just funny thinkin about that dude. Wish I had a pic or something. I asked my sister if she remember him, and she was like, "the dude that look like Rakim?" . I don't remember that much, but two other times that stood out were when he whooped my friend for the Dukes of Hazzard set this time he had to watch us(me, my friend, his sister and a couple of their cousins. The Dukes of Hazzard shyt was funny because my friend loved "Dukes of Harry" as he called it. He had this Dukes of Hazzard big wheel for his birthday and Vincent went ballistic. He didn't yell, but he lit a cig and said some shyt under his breath. I didn't know what he said, but when we went home, my dad told my mom, he said, "Using my money for that God damn, cracker shyt" One of the first times I remember hearing that word. When I saw my friend open that hot wheels set, I knew he was gonna get it. My friend was loud as hell putting that shyt together. Vincent rolled in there with that robe on and cig in his mouth. He was like, GOD DAMNIT put that shyt up. My friend kept rolling the car down the track. Vincent grabbed the loop off the damn track and beat his ass with it. My friend was just holding his butt afterward, and Vincent quietly walked away. He closed the door then opened it again and looked back with that cig in his mouth. I remember this vividly. He said in that low voice like Leonard Washington, "Wash ya ass because it smell like pee in here, and I know you pissed ya self. Gone now, and change them damn sheets before I have to beat ya ass again". He was right though, it smelled like piss and my friend had already tried to hide the sheets before I got there. While I was waiting for him to take a bath, Vincent went in on his mom.

Another time, I had to go over there because my mom was having my little brother, so I was sitting there, then my friend's cousins showed. These three girls. Two of them were always trying to be mean and the other one was always trying to kiss me. We played a while, then Vincent came out with a tall can of Bull and a cig in his mouth with that damn robe on. My friend said, "Vincent is home???" Vincent was like, "yeah nikka, everybody get sick." Now yall be quiet and take a nap. Ya mama will bring yall some lunch soon. He was like, I mean it, take ya asses to sleep. So we were in the living room all laying on sofas and the floor trying to be quiet. The girls kept giggling because my friend was makin faces and fart noises. The one cousin kept holding my hand and trying to kiss me. We were like 5 so we couldn't be quiet. Vincent came back in there and just stood there. The girl didn't see him and kept trying to grab me. Vincent said, "I told yall lil nikkas its nap time. I want to see some shut eyes or I'm gonna line ya asses up. And Courtney, get ya grubby hands off that lil nikka. Nobody want yo hands on them." When he turned around, he was like, I don't wanna hear no back talk. I can hear ya eyes rollin'." My friend just busted out laughing. Vincent came back and whooped his ass, with that cigarette hanging out his mouth, lol.

I just don't remember that much. I remember him getting pissed off about them not watching The Fall Guy or he would just turn the tv when football was on, like my dad did. He used to have my dad rollin'. Whenever I watch baby boy and Snoop looked back and said, "I hate you too lil' nikka" I think of Vincent too. Perpetual scowl, but he had that cigarette and low voice and was controllin' shyt like Leonard Washington. Now that I think back, its funny. Dudes decor was them big ass slave spoons on the wall and some damn, Buddhas and cobras. Had some of them black nude sculptures too, lol. Dude was a little afrocentric. Explains the hate for the Dukes. Damn, lol that made me think of the time my friend chipped one of his cobras, lol. I waited with my friend for hours in his room. Doom was coming, lol.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Ion get butt naked for nobody

I used to always tell nikkas they mother ain't shyt when they got on my nerves because of that skit

 

[Remote]

Its just funny thinkin about that dude. Wish I had a pic or something. I asked my sister if she remember him, and she was like, "the dude that look like Rakim?" . I don't remember that much, but two other times that stood out were when he whooped my friend for the Dukes of Hazzard set this time he had to watch us(me, my friend, his sister and a couple of their cousins. The Dukes of Hazzard shyt was funny because my friend loved "Dukes of Harry" as he called it. He had this Dukes of Hazzard big wheel for his birthday and Vincent went ballistic. He didn't yell, but he lit a cig and said some shyt under his breath. I didn't know what he said, but when we went home, my dad told my mom, he said, "Using my money for that God damn, cracker shyt" One of the first times I remember hearing that word. When I saw my friend open that hot wheels set, I knew he was gonna get it. My friend was loud as hell putting that shyt together. Vincent rolled in there with that robe on and cig in his mouth. He was like, GOD DAMNIT put that shyt up. My friend kept rolling the car down the track. Vincent grabbed the loop off the damn track and beat his ass with it. My friend was just holding his butt afterward, and Vincent quietly walked away. He closed the door then opened it again and looked back with that cig in his mouth. I remember this vividly. He said in that low voice like Leonard Washington, "Wash ya ass because it smell like pee in here, and I know you pissed ya self. Gone now, and change them damn sheets before I have to beat ya ass again". He was right though, it smelled like piss and my friend had already tried to hide the sheets before I got there. While I was waiting for him to take a bath, Vincent went in on his mom.

Another time, I had to go over there because my mom was having my little brother, so I was sitting there, then my friend's cousins showed. These three girls. Two of them were always trying to be mean and the other one was always trying to kiss me. We played a while, then Vincent came out with a tall can of Bull and a cig in his mouth with that damn robe on. My friend said, "Vincent is home???" Vincent was like, "yeah nikka, everybody get sick." Now yall be quiet and take a nap. Ya mama will bring yall some lunch soon. He was like, I mean it, take ya asses to sleep. So we were in the living room all laying on sofas and the floor trying to be quiet. The girls kept giggling because my friend was makin faces and fart noises. The one cousin kept holding my hand and trying to kiss me. We were like 5 so we couldn't be quiet. Vincent came back in there and just stood there. The girl didn't see him and kept trying to grab me. Vincent said, "I told yall lil nikkas its nap time. I want to see some shut eyes or I'm gonna line ya asses up. And Courtney, get ya grubby hands off that lil nikka. Nobody want yo hands on them." When he turned around, he was like, I don't wanna hear no back talk. I can hear ya eyes rollin'." My friend just busted out laughing. Vincent came back and whooped his ass, with that cigarette hanging out his mouth, lol.

I just don't remember that much. I remember him getting pissed off about them not watching The Fall Guy or he would just turn the tv when football was on, like my dad did. He used to have my dad rollin'. Whenever I watch baby boy and Snoop looked back and said, "I hate you too lil' nikka" I think of Vincent too. Perpetual scowl, but he had that cigarette and low voice and was controllin' shyt like Leonard Washington. Now that I think back, its funny. Dudes decor was them big ass slave spoons on the wall and some damn, Buddhas and cobras. Had some of them black nude sculptures too, lol. Dude was a little afrocentric. Explains the hate for the Dukes. Damn, lol that made me think of the time my friend chipped one of his cobras, lol. I waited with my friend for hours in his room. Doom was coming, lol.

Breh this needs to be its own thread.
This story and the other one.

 

[Lucky Millionaire]

This motherfukker lost his mind! GAADDAMN!

pitch perfect delivery i lose it every time

 

[cheek100]

Its just funny thinkin about that dude. Wish I had a pic or something. I asked my sister if she remember him, and she was like, "the dude that look like Rakim?" . I don't remember that much, but two other times that stood out were when he whooped my friend for the Dukes of Hazzard set this time he had to watch us(me, my friend, his sister and a couple of their cousins. The Dukes of Hazzard shyt was funny because my friend loved "Dukes of Harry" as he called it. He had this Dukes of Hazzard big wheel for his birthday and Vincent went ballistic. He didn't yell, but he lit a cig and said some shyt under his breath. I didn't know what he said, but when we went home, my dad told my mom, he said, "Using my money for that God damn, cracker shyt" One of the first times I remember hearing that word. When I saw my friend open that hot wheels set, I knew he was gonna get it. My friend was loud as hell putting that shyt together. Vincent rolled in there with that robe on and cig in his mouth. He was like, GOD DAMNIT put that shyt up. My friend kept rolling the car down the track. Vincent grabbed the loop off the damn track and beat his ass with it. My friend was just holding his butt afterward, and Vincent quietly walked away. He closed the door then opened it again and looked back with that cig in his mouth. I remember this vividly. He said in that low voice like Leonard Washington, "Wash ya ass because it smell like pee in here, and I know you pissed ya self. Gone now, and change them damn sheets before I have to beat ya ass again". He was right though, it smelled like piss and my friend had already tried to hide the sheets before I got there. While I was waiting for him to take a bath, Vincent went in on his mom.

Another time, I had to go over there because my mom was having my little brother, so I was sitting there, then my friend's cousins showed. These three girls. Two of them were always trying to be mean and the other one was always trying to kiss me. We played a while, then Vincent came out with a tall can of Bull and a cig in his mouth with that damn robe on. My friend said, "Vincent is home???" Vincent was like, "yeah nikka, everybody get sick." Now yall be quiet and take a nap. Ya mama will bring yall some lunch soon. He was like, I mean it, take ya asses to sleep. So we were in the living room all laying on sofas and the floor trying to be quiet. The girls kept giggling because my friend was makin faces and fart noises. The one cousin kept holding my hand and trying to kiss me. We were like 5 so we couldn't be quiet. Vincent came back in there and just stood there. The girl didn't see him and kept trying to grab me. Vincent said, "I told yall lil nikkas its nap time. I want to see some shut eyes or I'm gonna line ya asses up. And Courtney, get ya grubby hands off that lil nikka. Nobody want yo hands on them." When he turned around, he was like, I don't wanna hear no back talk. I can hear ya eyes rollin'." My friend just busted out laughing. Vincent came back and whooped his ass, with that cigarette hanging out his mouth, lol.

I just don't remember that much. I remember him getting pissed off about them not watching The Fall Guy or he would just turn the tv when football was on, like my dad did. He used to have my dad rollin'. Whenever I watch baby boy and Snoop looked back and said, "I hate you too lil' nikka" I think of Vincent too. Perpetual scowl, but he had that cigarette and low voice and was controllin' shyt like Leonard Washington. Now that I think back, its funny. Dudes decor was them big ass slave spoons on the wall and some damn, Buddhas and cobras. Had some of them black nude sculptures too, lol. Dude was a little afrocentric. Explains the hate for the Dukes. Damn, lol that made me think of the time my friend chipped one of his cobras, lol. I waited with my friend for hours in his room. Doom was coming, lol.

bro black fathers hated the Dukes of Hazzard deeply and unequivocally

 

[Leonard Washington]

Its just funny thinkin about that dude. Wish I had a pic or something. I asked my sister if she remember him, and she was like, "the dude that look like Rakim?" . I don't remember that much, but two other times that stood out were when he whooped my friend for the Dukes of Hazzard set this time he had to watch us(me, my friend, his sister and a couple of their cousins. The Dukes of Hazzard shyt was funny because my friend loved "Dukes of Harry" as he called it. He had this Dukes of Hazzard big wheel for his birthday and Vincent went ballistic. He didn't yell, but he lit a cig and said some shyt under his breath. I didn't know what he said, but when we went home, my dad told my mom, he said, "Using my money for that God damn, cracker shyt" One of the first times I remember hearing that word. When I saw my friend open that hot wheels set, I knew he was gonna get it. My friend was loud as hell putting that shyt together. Vincent rolled in there with that robe on and cig in his mouth. He was like, GOD DAMNIT put that shyt up. My friend kept rolling the car down the track. Vincent grabbed the loop off the damn track and beat his ass with it. My friend was just holding his butt afterward, and Vincent quietly walked away. He closed the door then opened it again and looked back with that cig in his mouth. I remember this vividly. He said in that low voice like Leonard Washington, "Wash ya ass because it smell like pee in here, and I know you pissed ya self. Gone now, and change them damn sheets before I have to beat ya ass again". He was right though, it smelled like piss and my friend had already tried to hide the sheets before I got there. While I was waiting for him to take a bath, Vincent went in on his mom.

Another time, I had to go over there because my mom was having my little brother, so I was sitting there, then my friend's cousins showed. These three girls. Two of them were always trying to be mean and the other one was always trying to kiss me. We played a while, then Vincent came out with a tall can of Bull and a cig in his mouth with that damn robe on. My friend said, "Vincent is home???" Vincent was like, "yeah nikka, everybody get sick." Now yall be quiet and take a nap. Ya mama will bring yall some lunch soon. He was like, I mean it, take ya asses to sleep. So we were in the living room all laying on sofas and the floor trying to be quiet. The girls kept giggling because my friend was makin faces and fart noises. The one cousin kept holding my hand and trying to kiss me. We were like 5 so we couldn't be quiet. Vincent came back in there and just stood there. The girl didn't see him and kept trying to grab me. Vincent said, "I told yall lil nikkas its nap time. I want to see some shut eyes or I'm gonna line ya asses up. And Courtney, get ya grubby hands off that lil nikka. Nobody want yo hands on them." When he turned around, he was like, I don't wanna hear no back talk. I can hear ya eyes rollin'." My friend just busted out laughing. Vincent came back and whooped his ass, with that cigarette hanging out his mouth, lol.

I just don't remember that much. I remember him getting pissed off about them not watching The Fall Guy or he would just turn the tv when football was on, like my dad did. He used to have my dad rollin'. Whenever I watch baby boy and Snoop looked back and said, "I hate you too lil' nikka" I think of Vincent too. Perpetual scowl, but he had that cigarette and low voice and was controllin' shyt like Leonard Washington. Now that I think back, its funny. Dudes decor was them big ass slave spoons on the wall and some damn, Buddhas and cobras. Had some of them black nude sculptures too, lol. Dude was a little afrocentric. Explains the hate for the Dukes. Damn, lol that made me think of the time my friend chipped one of his cobras, lol. I waited with my friend for hours in his room. Doom was coming, lol.

this needs its own thread