Leonard Washington was Dave Chappelle's best character

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Leonard Washington hit too close to home. When I was little my friend had a step dad name Vincent. That dude used to yell at us for everything. Was in a perpetual bad mood and was always talkin wit a cigarette in his mouth. I went over there one morning and was waiting for my friend. He hit me with the, "You waiting for that lil' nikka?" I said yeah. He said, "go get some corn-flakes lil' nikka. Yall need to eat breakfast and be healthy and shyt. Make sure yall wash ya ass so you don't smell like pee like that lil' nikka in there" He said all that shyt with a KOOL hangin out his mouth and a damn leopard robe, lol. He always had that Leonard Washington scowl. He showed up in a dashiki with a bucket of KFC one day wit a scowl on his face, "Eat lil' Nikkas":laff:
This can't be real

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The Race Draft skit is probably my favorite. Mad original. It took a funny thing people vaguely talk or think about just bullshiiting, and made it into a spectacle. Amazing and hilarious to me.

I showed it to my older relatives who grew up in Jim Crow South....they didn't find it funny..:francis:
 
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The Race Draft skit is probably my favorite. Mad original. It took a funny thing people talk just bullshiiting, and made it into a specacle. Amazing and hilarious to me.

I showed it to my older relatives who grew up in Jim Crow South....they didn't find it funny..:francis:
Mos Def as Rondell had me in tears. When he was packing his box of squares, I howled. That was my grandfather, but without the gaudy clothes.
 

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Leonard Washington hit too close to home. When I was little my friend had a step dad name Vincent. That dude used to yell at us for everything. Was in a perpetual bad mood and was always talkin wit a cigarette in his mouth. I went over there one morning and was waiting for my friend. He hit me with the, "You waiting for that lil' nikka?" I said yeah. He said, "go get some corn-flakes lil' nikka. Yall need to eat breakfast and be healthy and shyt. Make sure yall wash ya ass so you don't smell like pee like that lil' nikka in there" He said all that shyt with a KOOL hangin out his mouth and a damn leopard robe, lol. He always had that Leonard Washington scowl. He showed up in a dashiki with a bucket of KFC one day wit a scowl on his face, "Eat lil' Nikkas":laff:

I read all that shyt in the Leonard Washington voice :russ:
 

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This can't be real

No way.

:mjlol:

Man that dude was real. I hadn't thought about that dude in years because they moved when I was like 10 or something, but he used to have us low key tripped out with his constant anger(low key because he was always handin out them ass whoopins to my friend and his sister) He had that perpetual James Evans nostril flare. When Rakim came out, my sister used to say Rakim looked angry like Vincent. He was always fukkin wit different hairstyles too. He had some Larry Blackmon from Cameo with straight hair hairstyle at one point. I remember in the morning one time that shyt had collapsed in his sleep, lol, so it was kinda everywhere. Vincent was sitting at the table reading the newspaper, smoking a cig. My friend was like, "Mmmm,. mmmm, my mom make the best pancakes. MMMMMM, MMMMMM". With the cig in his mouth, Vincent said, "Shut the fukk up and eat them damn pancakes! When I get back I don't hear no stories about no damn pancakes left on the damn plate" I remember him gettin mad at my friend for playin with a Dukes of Hazzard hotwheel set. LOL, then started in on his mom for getting it, lol.
 
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