I think that's the real one. Fake one must've been on the court 'cause he only had 1 turnover all game.
He’s such a dishonorable, preening ass front-running diva. Always exalting himself while keeping an excuse in his back pocket. Brash and thugged out until he hits a little turbulence, then he’s giving everyone the “what do you want from me?” shrug.
Other players will hit you with the stoic “I’m healthy enough to play, that’s all that matters” or “everyone’s hurt at this point in the season.” Not this weak ass Cameroonian Sasquatch. “Hey guys, did you see the injury report? I have a very serious ouchy.” MVPlead at it again.
Meanwhile, MVPawger’s playoff history: