Leaked Writer's Promo Checklist From Raw

[Julio Jones]

So FOX paying a billion for this ish?

 

[Breh Obama]

So FOX paying a billion for this ish?

Nah this is Raw. The deal is for SD

 

[The Rainmaker]

So FOX paying a billion for this ish?

It's actually for SD, but it's the same shyt. Vince after signing that contract like "NO REFUNDS"

 

[Julio Jones]

Nah this is Raw. The deal is for SD

Gotcha. Hopefully being on a major network will force them to improve the overall quality of the show. Sometimes those promos are cringeworthy Need to go back to letting guys sink or swim with off the cuff promos.

It's actually for SD, but it's the same shyt. Vince after signing that contract like "NO REFUNDS"

 

[Ku$h Parker]

Road Dogg producing RAW now?

So is Road Dogg writing for Raw now?

Superstar Shake-Up

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

No Ad-lib

 

[Grifter]

and R&B singer Jon B.

They spelled Jon Secada's name wrong.

 

[DaylitoJames]

No Ad-lib

Imagine if the "No Adlibs" rule was applied to hip hop today.... there would only be 5 artists left

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Imagine if the "No Adlibs" rule was applied to hip hop today.... there would only be 5 artists left

Maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing

 

[DaylitoJames]

Maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing

 

[jadillac]

They spelled Jon Secada's name wrong.

Misunderstood

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

terrible

 

[jadillac]

This is what we have to look forward to from here on out. And it's only gonna get more rigid.

Cant take any chances on adlibs due to sponsorships, tv partners etc

It's "live & unpredictable" but basically dead & predictable. Other than the occasional Titus eating dirt on the ramp, nothing else is a surprise.
I bet moments like that are what they touted to Fox in order to show how "anything can happen" in the WWE

 

[NYChase718]

Oh yea have BORE-US malenko script promos

The man of 1000 holds and no personality

 

[Da King]

Damn got them dudes coming to the arena early to rehearse and memorize these lines like a high school play


Martha

And still makes the average high school play seem like a Tony award winning Broadway production