All right, this is how you fix this busted ass situation.
- Take a shower using industrial-strength body wash and shampoo. Wash the stench of failure from your cawk.
- Seriously, you don't wanna smell like fat Mexican bytch.
- Eat a healthy breakfast, prefereably something with lots of fiber and drink a glass or two of water.
- Brush your teeth, floss, and rinse. You don't want that stank ass breath smelling like last night's p*ssy, especially the one you described.
- Watch a good sports movie. I recommend Any Given Sunday or The Program. It'll help you feel motivated.
- Outline a new workout program and take your ass to the gym. There are plenty of sources on this site alone to get your look however you want it to be.
- Hit the gym with the intensity of 9001 roided-out guidos.
- Shower again. Finally start to feel better about yourself after sweating out last night's shame.
- Study. Get your mind focused on productive shyt.
- Try and figure out a plan to sell weed, write people's essays, whatever, to make money on the side to pay for cooler shyt for yourself.
- Do laundry.
- Go to sleep, and promise to yourself and to me that you won't be doing shyt to yourself like this again.
A DRY dikk IS LESS SHAMEFUL THAN A SHAMEFULLY STANKY PENIS.
At the very least, you can tell yourself you had the discipline to hold back from giving in to your desperation.
there is a rumor going around the dorms that I only date fat girls......what do I do
fukk it sometimes you have to live demonically
your only 20 once!
but i like thick-big girls breh.....I dont want to live a lie....I cant help it
