track hoes there faces are
but their bodies are 
but I aint steadying them I like em thick
last night.....
- Thread starter Hovsta
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track hoes there faces are
but their bodies are but I aint steadying them I like em thick
PIC VIOLATION!!!!!!!!!
nah im good haha these coli wolves are too vicious
Beedad
All Star
truuuuuuThem Titties
turns on ralph tresvant
CAN WE TALKKKKKKK FOR A MINUTE I JUST WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAMEEEEEEEE
(my homies are clowning me for typing on a forum while they are playing beer pong but coli homies>>>>>)
That's Tevin Campbell breh.
Beedad
All Star
We can keep it private my G
U like em thick huh
MTD ain't playin'. You better do as you're told!
nah be thats that mr sensitivity guy jk jk yeah I am buzzing
is it bad if I suck titties in the club
TURN OFF THE LGHTS IM LOKKING FOR HER!
brehs I took some L's last night
1. Went to Ratchet Club
2. Got wasted off of 100 proof captain morgan
3. Danced/dry humped mexican fat hoe
4. Hooked up with said mexican fat hoe
5. raw dogged because too faded to get a condom on
6. my nikkas clowned me as I walk her out my dorm room
7. I let her use my phone to call a taxi (her phone died)
8. She left with my phone because a nikka was too faded
9. Say my ex with the 2nd string quarterback for my uni at AT&T the following morning
You might not recover from number 5.
Non Sequitur
Creep.
Ronnie Lott
#49erGang
brehs I took some L's last night
1. Went to Ratchet Club
2. Got wasted off of 100 proof captain morgan
3. Danced/dry humped mexican fat hoe
4. Hooked up with said mexican fat hoe
5. raw dogged because too faded to get a condom on
6. my nikkas clowned me as I walk her out my dorm room
7. I let her use my phone to call a taxi (her phone died)
8. She left with my phone because a nikka was too faded
9. Say my ex with the 2nd string quarterback for my uni at AT&T the following morning
My dude, u better pray that the braod ain't pregnant. U know u can't breath on a
mexican byytch without her bein pregnant.
Ain't That Something
Superstar
Funny how most of ya nikkas in here 6ft+ 
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
brehs I took some L's last night
1. Went to Ratchet Club
2. Got wasted off of 100 proof captain morgan
3. Danced/dry humped mexican fat hoe
4. Hooked up with said mexican fat hoe
5. raw dogged because too faded to get a condom on
6. my nikkas clowned me as I walk her out my dorm room
7. I let her use my phone to call a taxi (her phone died)
8. She left with my phone because a nikka was too faded
9. Say my ex with the 2nd string quarterback for my uni at AT&T the following morning
All right, this is how you fix this busted ass situation.
- Take a shower using industrial-strength body wash and shampoo. Wash the stench of failure from your cawk.
- Seriously, you don't wanna smell like fat Mexican bytch.
- Eat a healthy breakfast, prefereably something with lots of fiber and drink a glass or two of water.
- Brush your teeth, floss, and rinse. You don't want that stank ass breath smelling like last night's p*ssy, especially the one you described.
- Watch a good sports movie. I recommend Any Given Sunday or The Program. It'll help you feel motivated.
- Outline a new workout program and take your ass to the gym. There are plenty of sources on this site alone to get your look however you want it to be.
- Hit the gym with the intensity of 9001 roided-out guidos.
- Shower again. Finally start to feel better about yourself after sweating out last night's shame.
- Study. Get your mind focused on productive shyt.
- Try and figure out a plan to sell weed, write people's essays, whatever, to make money on the side to pay for cooler shyt for yourself.
- Do laundry.
- Go to sleep, and promise to yourself and to me that you won't be doing shyt to yourself like this again.
A DRY dikk IS LESS SHAMEFUL THAN A SHAMEFULLY STANKY PENIS.
At the very least, you can tell yourself you had the discipline to hold back from giving in to your desperation.
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
yr soul seeing yr ex