Lady Gaga Starring In American Horror Story: Hotel

Is this a good choice?

  • Yes. Give the monster a shot.

    Votes: 29 67.4%
  • No. Bring Back Jessica Lange

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • They should have gotten someone else.

    Votes: 5 11.6%

  • Total voters
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Why Lady Gaga have to do Liz like that? He finally found love...:mjcry:

And this right here may be the best line I have heard on any TV show all season: "No way, Jose...Mr. Woo does not pay for p*ssy." :deadmanny:

Too bad Mr. Woo got done dirty by them Swedish ghostly sluts. Least he got some poontang before he went though.
 

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Why Lady Gaga have to do Liz like that? He finally found love...:mjcry:

And this right here may be the best line I have heard on any TV show all season: "No way, Jose...Mr. Woo does not pay for p*ssy." :deadmanny:

Too bad Mr. Woo got done dirty by them Swedish ghostly sluts. Least he got some poontang before he went though.
Lol I fukked with mr woo :salute:
 

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Ok ive been half paying attention to this season. So Gaga is some demonic vampire queen that collects fukked up people and place them in the hotel like the collector and only she can kill them? But the vamps get bored and want to kill her now?
 

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Ok ive been half paying attention to this season. So Gaga is some demonic vampire queen that collects fukked up people and place them in the hotel like the collector and only she can kill them? But the vamps get bored and want to kill her now?
Aint no rhyme or reason to this goddamn show
 

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this is one of the worst written shows in tv history. they throw a few threads in here and there and just do whatever the fukk they want. so many things are unearned. where the fukk did the gay bald tranny/Dandy relationship come from? no mention of Gaga's baby til now? just garbage. i fast forward the episodes now on 2x speed and just see if anything interesting looks like it's happening.

also, im supposed to believe that Asian dude wouldn't fukk 2 Nordic goddesses? fukk outta here.
 

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this is one of the worst written shows in tv history. they throw a few threads in here and there and just do whatever the fukk they want. so many things are unearned. where the fukk did the gay bald tranny/Dandy relationship come from? no mention of Gaga's baby til now? just garbage. i fast forward the episodes now on 2x speed and just see if anything interesting looks like it's happening.

also, im supposed to believe that Asian dude wouldn't fukk 2 Nordic goddesses? fukk outta here.
Since Season 2 the people behind this show try to do too damn much. Either this season should have just been focused on the ghost aspect of this evil hotel or on the vampire stuff but doing both just ends up making the show seem too crowded and nonsensical.
 

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So I just caught up with the last episode.... my thoughts:

:scust:What the fukk are they doing to the cop? He went crazy way too early in this season

:jawalrus:If them swedish hoes need a purpose they should just become the official Hotel Cortez prostitutes...
:francis:I need more Mr. March fukkery
:stopitslime:I honestly don't give a shyt about that little Holden b*stard or his horrible mother... at least the daughter knows her parents ain't shyt
:dahell:Will Drake I know you're a faq but how you ain't getting hard up on some Gaga rubbing up on ya dikk?
:ooh:When Angela Bassett roled up in the cut it had me like "AAWwwwww Shiitttt HERE WE GO!"
:ohhh:I'm starting to see how Season 1 and Season 5 somewhat is connecting
:mindblown:I have absolutely no idea of what the main plot is anymore other than Gaga trying to fukk her way into some money
:damn:Hate it had to be you Liz :mjcry: hate it had to be you


On another note since these "vampire" can die with a simple slit of the throat and Gaga making all of these enemies how the fukk has she stayed alive all of this time?
 

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Gave up on this after episode 3, gaga's prague makes me sick. Shyt also falls into the same trap as season 2, fukkery with no rootable characters is just static. Haunted house and coven remain the only watchable seasons of this shyt
 

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They too busy tryna be risque and stretch the limits of what they can show on cable tv rather than piece together a coherent story.
This shyt is soft porn that coulda been on skinemax.
I was interested in the Holden story and the cop, but the story fell flat, and when Chloe Sevigny went vamp shyt just fell apart.

So much wasted potential :snoop:
 

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I almost didnt realize that was lady gaga as a flapper lady
 
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