Kobe:I'll kick everyone's *** in this locker room

[bangbreh]

ol' ben affleck in dazed and confused ass nikka

 

[kingofnyc]

D12 would whip his azz

 

[h2o_proof]

I remember when I was younger, about 15 or 16, this older dude, he was probably 35 used to run 3 on 3's with us at our apartments. He had a wet jumper and could play a little D in spurts. Whenever his team was down, he'd start barking out orders to everybody, telling them what they should be doing while he'd camp out at the arc with his hands on his knees. Basically we were supposed to rebound and play D, get him the ball so he could pop jumpers. We were expected to rebound his missed jumpers and immediately get the ball back to him. He'd always threaten to whoop ass if we didn't comply. One day he got to shooting off at the mouth again about who ass he was gonna whoop. He called a dude out on the other squad for not handing him the rock after he called foul on a bullshyt layup attempt, he grabbed dude by the neck and everything. Me, the other dude on my squad and one of the nikkas on the other squad proceeded to give him what he came for. We beat the dog shyt out of that Teddy Riley looking ass nikka for a good 30 seconds or so.

Not sure if there's a moral to the story but dude had a son our same age who was a homosexual and never came out of the house to play sports with us.

 

[No1]

Bilz having fun out here. Why you always so mad and serious?

No one's mad, I asked him the same thing every Lakers fan asked him in the thread...when I sat back and thought they were taking hi too serious. Stop

 

[Ineedmoney504]

i use to be jealous of arron afflalo

 

[Lakerman0834]

I remember when I was younger, about 15 or 16, this older dude, he was probably 35 used to run 3 on 3's with us at our apartments. He had a wet jumper and could play a little D in spurts. Whenever his team was down, he'd start barking out orders to everybody, telling them what they should be doing while he'd camp out at the arc with his hands on his knees. Basically we were supposed to rebound and play D, get him the ball so he could pop jumpers. We were expected to rebound his missed jumpers and immediately get the ball back to him. He'd always threaten to whoop ass if we didn't comply. One day he got to shooting off at the mouth again about who ass he was gonna whoop. He called a dude out on the other squad for not handing him the rock after he called foul on a bullshyt layup attempt, he grabbed dude by the neck and everything. Me, the other dude on my squad and one of the nikkas on the other squad proceeded to give him what he came for. We beat the dog shyt out of that Teddy Riley looking ass nikka for a good 30 seconds or so.

Not sure if there's a moral to the story but dude had a son our same age who was a homosexual and never came out of the house to play sports with us.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Coach Kobe isnt a good motivator. Demonic bean indeed.

 

[boskey]

I remember when I was younger, about 15 or 16, this older dude, he was probably 35 used to run 3 on 3's with us at our apartments. He had a wet jumper and could play a little D in spurts. Whenever his team was down, he'd start barking out orders to everybody, telling them what they should be doing while he'd camp out at the arc with his hands on his knees. Basically we were supposed to rebound and play D, get him the ball so he could pop jumpers. We were expected to rebound his missed jumpers and immediately get the ball back to him. He'd always threaten to whoop ass if we didn't comply. One day he got to shooting off at the mouth again about who ass he was gonna whoop. He called a dude out on the other squad for not handing him the rock after he called foul on a bullshyt layup attempt, he grabbed dude by the neck and everything. Me, the other dude on my squad and one of the nikkas on the other squad proceeded to give him what he came for. We beat the dog shyt out of that Teddy Riley looking ass nikka for a good 30 seconds or so.

Not sure if there's a moral to the story but dude had a son our same age who was a homosexual and never came out of the house to play sports with us.

 

[Metta World Movement]

Hold on, brehs.....I think we're missing the main point here....

“Put your big-boy pants on,” Kobe said with a trace of disgust in his voice. “C’mon . . . just adjust. You can’t whine about it or complain about it. Heck, I’m 34 years old, and I’m running screen-and-rolls out there

This Zoobilee Zoo ass nikka said "heck"

 

[ThugLife]

I remember when I was younger, about 15 or 16, this older dude, he was probably 35 used to run 3 on 3's with us at our apartments. He had a wet jumper and could play a little D in spurts. Whenever his team was down, he'd start barking out orders to everybody, telling them what they should be doing while he'd camp out at the arc with his hands on his knees. Basically we were supposed to rebound and play D, get him the ball so he could pop jumpers. We were expected to rebound his missed jumpers and immediately get the ball back to him. He'd always threaten to whoop ass if we didn't comply. One day he got to shooting off at the mouth again about who ass he was gonna whoop. He called a dude out on the other squad for not handing him the rock after he called foul on a bullshyt layup attempt, he grabbed dude by the neck and everything. Me, the other dude on my squad and one of the nikkas on the other squad proceeded to give him what he came for. We beat the dog shyt out of that Teddy Riley looking ass nikka for a good 30 seconds or so.

Not sure if there's a moral to the story but dude had a son our same age who was a homosexual and never came out of the house to play sports with us.

:jada:

 

[MMS]

hobe has always been a ballhog, not a team player, and an overall cancer in the locker room

im not surprised at this :cheff:

 

[KingJudah]

Taking lines from Scarface to instill fear=fail

 

[illwittdeez]

Kobe sounds off after latest Lakers loss

funny how he puts D12 and MWP in his category 2 nikkaz that will bomb on him if he back up his words.

 

[Majestic Pape]

Kobe sounds off after latest Lakers loss

funny how he puts D12 and MWP in his category 2 nikkaz that will bomb on him if he back up his words.

Yup, you notice he IMMEDIATELY took Metta and Dwight off of the list. Don't be surprised if Jordan Hill ends up giving Kobe that work though.

 

[ltheghost]

I remember when I was younger, about 15 or 16, this older dude, he was probably 35 used to run 3 on 3's with us at our apartments. He had a wet jumper and could play a little D in spurts. Whenever his team was down, he'd start barking out orders to everybody, telling them what they should be doing while he'd camp out at the arc with his hands on his knees. Basically we were supposed to rebound and play D, get him the ball so he could pop jumpers. We were expected to rebound his missed jumpers and immediately get the ball back to him. He'd always threaten to whoop ass if we didn't comply. One day he got to shooting off at the mouth again about who ass he was gonna whoop. He called a dude out on the other squad for not handing him the rock after he called foul on a bullshyt layup attempt, he grabbed dude by the neck and everything. Me, the other dude on my squad and one of the nikkas on the other squad proceeded to give him what he came for. We beat the dog shyt out of that Teddy Riley looking ass nikka for a good 30 seconds or so.

Not sure if there's a moral to the story but dude had a son our same age who was a homosexual and never came out of the house to play sports with us.

@ Teddy Riley!!!