King of the Hill Appreciation Thread

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was watching the porno episode yesterday and its funny how peggy really doesnt believe in hank when hes down. like she knows hanks a hardcore prude, to the point that hes telling luanne to constantly close the bathroom door, but she believed he was watching porn. she threw him under the bus when the town thought hank was racist against bernie mac because ladybird was trying to fukk him up
 

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was watching the porno episode yesterday and its funny how peggy really doesnt believe in hank when hes down. like she knows hanks a hardcore prude, to the point that hes telling luanne to constantly close the bathroom door, but she believed he was watching porn. she threw him under the bus when the town thought hank was racist against bernie mac because ladybird was trying to fukk him up
Yeah but didn’t she actually catch him watching porn when he was taking notes on it and it looked like he was jerking off when he was actually shaking his Pen? It was out of context but you can see where she was coming from
 

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was watching the porno episode yesterday and its funny how peggy really doesnt believe in hank when hes down. like she knows hanks a hardcore prude, to the point that hes telling luanne to constantly close the bathroom door, but she believed he was watching porn. she threw him under the bus when the town thought hank was racist against bernie mac because ladybird was trying to fukk him up

Yeah but didn’t she actually catch him watching porn when he was taking notes on it and it looked like he was jerking off when he was actually shaking his Pen? It was out of context but you can see where she was coming from

:russ: Speaking of that episode, remember the part when Hank was first accused of not returning that porno and both Nancy and John Redcorn were present at the scene and looking at Hank all judgmental like :usure: :stopitslime:?

Hank should have been like "Oh, y'all wanna look at me like that, huh? :childplease: Well then, maybe I should let Dale know what is REALLY going on during those "healing sessions" for Nancy's "headaches". :sas2:"

I wonder how the two of them would have responded to that. :sas1:
 

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Yeah but didn’t she actually catch him watching porn when he was taking notes on it and it looked like he was jerking off when he was actually shaking his Pen? It was out of context but you can see where she was coming from

That was way after the fact when he was pleading his innocence. And someone like peggy had no problem involving herself in anything else. If she was so she could have said something when she thought he was going to town.
 

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was watching the porno episode yesterday and its funny how peggy really doesnt believe in hank when hes down. like she knows hanks a hardcore prude, to the point that hes telling luanne to constantly close the bathroom door, but she believed he was watching porn. she threw him under the bus when the town thought hank was racist against bernie mac because ladybird was trying to fukk him up

Yeah but didn’t she actually catch him watching porn when he was taking notes on it and it looked like he was jerking off when he was actually shaking his Pen? It was out of context but you can see where she was coming from

:mjlol: Hank looked like he was fapping hard as fukk in their dimly-lit bedroom with the porno on the TV screen, and Peggy opened the door and saw it and was looking like :scust: at him. :laff:
 

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:russ: Do y'all remember when Dale's health was in jeopardy from fukking with those chemicals used in his extermination, so he had to get a regular 9-5 and ended up at that adhesive corporation and almost immediately ended up promoted to a position of authority and was firing folks left and right? :mjlol:

Two employees were discussing Dale's recent nut-ass actions :mjlol:, and one of them mentioned how Dale pulled up at another employee's surprise birthday party at the place, blew out the candles on dude's birthday cake :mjlol:, FIRED HIM ON THE SPOT :damn:, and told him to :camby: and leave the cake behind. :laff:
 

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:mjlol: Coach Sauers was a damn fool and had quotables :laff:

Calling Bobby "Butterball" :flabbynsick: :laff:

Making them do push-ups on that sloppy-ass field and eat the mud while doing so ("EAT MUD! :ufdup: EAT IT!:birdman:") :laff:

And making them do sit-ups on that same field while walking all over their stomachs ("I'm walking in biscuit dough. :flabbynsick:") :laff:

When he threw that bullet pass at the head of that kid who tried to quit the team to go play soccer (which knocked him out :dead:) :laff:

When he did that "helmet test" to see if the helmet was still functional :laff:

When he chased the team in his whip (while talking big shyt to them :mjlol:) on that field :laff:

Sean P was watching Bobby play football wondering which random # he gon give him after they select him in the 1st round
 
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