King Charles says, F YOUR JOBS to 100 staff before moving to Buckingham Palace

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Boss shyt.

charles: i'm sure that dead bytch hired you to poison me.:ufdup:
goon one: sir no sucha thing.:hubie:
charles: it's fine ole chap loyalty is a great quality.:ehh:
goon two: we serve the crown sir.:mjtf:
charles: the right answer was serve the king....fired!!!:ufdup:
goon three: sir were 3 generations deep.:mjcry:
charles: i have some st louis,detroit and ex death row chaps coming.:ehh:
goon one: for what sir?:dahell:
charles: to watch my pale ass.....aint gone princess diana me.:stopitslime:
goon three: mercy sir......my lad is only 8:damn:

(charles walk with me ole chap)
charles: kill them both my pedo brother and my nikka lover son.:ehh:
goon three: done sir.:jbhmm:
charles: brilliant!:obama:


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:francis: he been showing y'all who he is...




Early on in the call, the couple - both married to other people at the time - dabbled in double entendres, before going full-on raunch:

CHARLES: Oh stop! I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . .

CAMILLA: Oh!

CHARLES: Particularly in and out.

CAMILLA: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.

CHARLES: Is it?

Then - in an idea that they probably both still wake up in a cold sweat about even now - they went...even deeper:

CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!

CAMILLA: (laughing) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.

CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea
The source reported that on Nov. 27, 2017 — the same morning the engagement of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was officially announced — Prince Charles mused to his wife, Camilla, “I wonder what the children will look like?”

The insider said that Camilla was “somewhat taken aback” by the question and replied, “Well, absolutely gorgeous, I’m certain.”

Lowering his voice, Charles asked: “I mean, what do you think their children’s complexion might be?”

But nah y’all, it’s Meghan who’s evil, that’s why she’s public enemy #1 :mjgrin::mjpls:
 

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Picture of Elizabeth’s playhouse when she was a kid

One of my boys from college grew up poor af in the Adirondacks but down the road was a family who's name all of us know. He used to play with their kids and they had a little house just for all of their toys where they could bullshyt all day. He told me they watched one of his maids peeling carrots and the kid was baffled. He had never seen someone prepare food before.
 
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These lazy ass grifters

Charles employed the full-time equivalent of four chefs, two butlers, two chauffeurs, five housekeepers and three valets and dressers, according to the Clarence House website.


He had 12 staff managing his communications, two people in charge of his travel and 30 staff in the finance department. A further 31 worked as secretaries, researchers or equerries.


That’s why they live so long they don’t have to do anything

Mandela died a year younger but went to jail for 27 years in a brutal prison.

Cacs confirmed soft as tissue paper
 

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yup and its because palace of versailles is fully open year round. There isn't any grifters living there

buckingham palace is only open during the summer months when the queen would be in scottland

imagine having to pay to go see what you're tax money is paying for :heh:
Hold up, all this shyt is paid for by tax money????
 
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One of my boys from college grew up poor af in the Adirondacks but down the road was a family who's name all of us know. He used to play with their kids and they had a little house just for all of their toys where they could bullshyt all day. He told me they watched one of his maids peeling carrots and the kid was baffled. He had never seen someone prepare food before.
We weren’t rich by any means, but we had a play room just for our toys, and my mom was the mom that took all the kids to Blockbuster, and ordered Dominos. So we were THAT family, because my friends’ moms just cooked at home.
 

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screw them too, but those are absolute rulers though that govern and rule

the british royals have no power they are just grifters
they not even really british.. they only very distantly related to the last true king to take the throne by the sword, Henry Tudor. Their real stock comes from the german house saxe-coburg which was founded just under 200 years ago. Thats why Princess Diana called charles and them germans and upjumped princes
 
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