Kids Today Will Never Know The Struggle Of...

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The sleepy voice get the hoes, you buggin

 

[KingCairo]

I remember rushing home after school, and Hittin up that party line and talking shyt...... Fun times indeed

I was in middle school and I could tell it was some ..... nikkas I'm their with our young asses smdh

Where da fuk was ... at ? Lol

 

[...and some waffle fries]

I remember I expose myself trying to be a mac on them damn telephones. It was 1998. Me, my patna, and my gal was on 3 way. We all laughing it up, talking about stupid shyt. My patna kept bugging her to get her friend on the phone so we can do 4 way.

So my gal had to click over cuz her friend eventually called her back. So for some reason I start talking to my patna how I been dating other chick the whole time and Im only with the girl on the phone to hit one time.

He was like

So I finish talking and now we wondering whats taking her so long to click back over. Yall know that sound.

Unfortunately that sound never came. She did click back over and was like "I heard everything you just said"

That was the longest most awkward 20 sec pause in my life

She broke up with me and end up dating one of my friends

 

[The Guru]

Don't tell me none of you ever slipped up. When you're tired as fukk, been talking too long the conversation gets all weird or overly deep. Either that or you start getting heated and argue out of nowhere.

 

[SouljaVoy]

See a lot of nikkas dont know that if you call a girl you will win points.... all nikkas text, the nikkas that call get 1 ups..
My homie who get p*ssy on the daily (by BAD chicks) is a caller....


Chicks still like to talk on the phone..... if she born 1993 and below

 

[Ironman]

alot of lil nikkas wont know anything about spending hours in a library...

...but to all my nikkas my generation...this is why we have one up on these lil nikkas...

Think about it....we know how to properly approach a woman in PUBLIC...the young bytches want us (this goes the same for every generation though so we can only kinda claim that)...and just look at how these lil nikkas dress now

So look at it like this.....we can pull bytches from our own generation and our women dont look twice at these new nikkas cause they dress like fakkits, AND we can pull they own women cause they naturally want a grown ass nikka.....our rappers never dressed like fakkits, and neither do we. AND to put the cherry on top...we're much more articulate because we had to actually put in work for an academic assignment.

pair all of that with knowing you best have 25 cents in your pocket in case you need to make a phone call and we have a generation of pusified ass nikkas

 

[Sauce Dab]

At you brehs
But these are the kinds of threads I like, and not reading about race all day

But I remember in early middle school my parents wouldn't get me a cell phone so I had to call girls too .
Usually they'd give me a specific time to call
Her: "Sauce call me at about 4 O'clock my parents shouldn't be home"
Me:
*Gets home and calls at 4*
*Her dad or uncle picks up phone*
Me: *hangs up immediately*

 

[Geek Nasty]

People today just have information onhand so easy. shyt like song lyrics. I remember you were just fukked if there wasnt liner notes. People would be out there damn minds if all this mumble mouth trap shyt was around back then.

Trying to remember what movie someone was in from 15 years ago. There used to be no damned way to figure that shyt out. YOu tell your girl about that Kevin Bacon flick from 15 years ago with the ghost and she's looking at you like
Today, it's like click click click "Yeah told you not to doubt me"

 

[8====D]

Lol this thread is straight facts and pure comedy!

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

We just had more character back then

 

[Address_Unknown]

The sleepy voice get the hoes, you buggin

You ain't lying. Girls who didn't know you like that went

when you hit 'em with that deep voice. Especially if you punctuate the conversation with one of them low baritone like laughs you be practicing in the bathroom by yourself. Breh had to keep his phone game up to par 'cause IRL I was just type dude with no facial hair, height or car. Remember one time I'm in the bathroom practicing my low bass laugh someone pound on the door and go "IS WHO DE fukk YOU IN THERE LAUGHING WID BWOY?"
fukking Dad....told my moms I be on the toilet giggling with myself like a fakkit.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I remember bein on the phone with my wife(at that time we were just friends), and we'd watch Making the Band while on the phone.

 

[str8up]

I saw a rotary phone a couple weeks ago

I was at a funeral home though so take that how you want

 

[Address_Unknown]

The worst part was having to get thru their pops.

Me: "Can I speak to Keisha please?"

Pops: "Whose this?"

Me: "B-b-bmoreGorilla"

Pops: "I don't kno no BmoreGorilla" *click*

Me:

If you met a chick that had her own line

If you was born in the 80's and ain't never had to deal with a Chick's parents on the phone, something was wrong.
I remember back in the mid 90's when dudes used to do this shyt and my older cousin liked this one fine, thick chick that came from the states named Raven. Her Moms used to Cockblock him hard with that phone shyt so he started having me call with instruction to ask for her younger sister if she didn't pick up and make it look like we was talking about School shyt.

shyt worked like gangbusters since her Moms knew me and my moms but I started calling so fukking frequently and setting up that shyt, it got to the point where her mom's talked to my moms and started sending her over to our place to study together after school.
A young breh wasn't chasing no trim back then so I was miserable as fukk when she came over at 4 pm.
"Why you mad at me fah? Is Ayo calling we house all the time looking wife."
"bytch I don't care...'cause of yuh whoring sister and my cousin I cyah play Super Nintendo in the Afternoon, I gah do Homewuk"
Those were the days. Don't get me started about calling chicks from payphones when that Caller ID piff kicked in.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I remember I expose myself trying to be a mac on them damn telephones. It was 1998. Me, my patna, and my gal was on 3 way. We all laughing it up, talking about stupid shyt. My patna kept bugging her to get her friend on the phone so we can do 4 way.

So my gal had to click over cuz her friend eventually called her back. So for some reason I start talking to my patna how I been dating other chick the whole time and Im only with the girl on the phone to hit one time.

He was like

So I finish talking and now we wondering whats taking her so long to click back over. Yall know that sound.

Unfortunately that sound never came. She did click back over and was like "I heard everything you just said"

That was the longest most awkward 20 sec pause in my life

She broke up with me and end up dating one of my friends

ive done some shyt like that before too

People today just have information onhand so easy. shyt like song lyrics. I remember you were just fukked if there wasnt liner notes. People would be out there damn minds if all this mumble mouth trap shyt was around back then.

Trying to remember what movie someone was in from 15 years ago. There used to be no damned way to figure that shyt out. YOu tell your girl about that Kevin Bacon flick from 15 years ago with the ghost and she's looking at you like
Today, it's like click click click "Yeah told you not to doubt me"

that shyt would lead to heated arguments

I can remember this kid telling me that the talking intro to thuggish ruggish bone was george bush sr. Almost came to blows