Thighmaster B
Banned
Love Kevin Smith but If you're an obese male or have a shyt diet just resign yourself to dying young, period.
As a fairly successful, obese man, he probably lived fast and enjoyed the best burgers, pizza and fried chicken America has to offer. He would have died a happy man.
But he survived and to continue on living, he will have to turn vegan, grind through every single day eating tasteless food and wish he had died in 2018. I pity him.