Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!

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A sequel with them and Culkin would print cash
Imagine Kevin's fam lost everything in the crash of 08. And from there it was a downhill spiral for him. Having to get used to not having a trust fund or an inheritance to fall back on. Over the years he goes downhill in both his mental and physical health. And then a good woman helps him get his mojo back and he decides to use his new found motivation, and remembers all those "planning skills", to steal from the rich and give to the poor, which now includes him. And he just happens to know a couple of guys that have been itchin for the chance to get back in the game.

Listen, it doesn't have to be the best movie ever created, and it doesn't have to make the most sense. But damnit I would watch that movie.
 

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Imagine Kevin's fam lost everything in the crash of 08. And from there it was a downhill spiral for him. Having to get used to not having a trust fund or an inheritance to fall back on. Over the years he goes downhill in both his mental and physical health. And then a good woman helps him get his mojo back and he decides to use his new found motivation, and remembers all those "planning skills", to steal from the rich and give to the poor, which now includes him. And he just happens to know a couple of guys that have been itchin for the chance to get back in the game.

Listen, it doesn't have to be the best movie ever created, and it doesn't have to make the most sense. But damnit I would watch that movie.
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It’s been years since the famous Christmas when Kevin McCallister outsmarted Harry and Marv, and life has taken an unexpected turn for him. Now an adult, Kevin is still haunted by his past and has fallen into a deep sense of despair. The once lively and clever boy is now a man who struggles with loneliness, regret, and the weight of the holidays. Every Christmas brings painful reminders of his childhood, and he’s slowly isolated himself from the world, unsure of how to find joy in the season that once defined his mischievous spirit.

Meanwhile, the sons of Harry and Marv, Max and Hunter, grew up with a bitterness in their hearts. They were told stories of their fathers’ failed heists and their humiliations at the hands of Kevin McCallister, a boy who embarrassed their fathers so severely that they were sent to prison. Growing up without their fathers around during Christmas, the two brothers harbor a sense of abandonment and anger. Determined to restore their family’s honor, Max and Hunter target Kevin for revenge, planning to break into his home and ruin his Christmas once and for all.

But as they attempt their plan, they quickly realize that Kevin has been preparing. His once sharp wit is still intact, and he crafts an elaborate series of traps and pranks, pulling Max and Hunter into his familiar maze of chaos. The two brothers, much like their fathers before them, fall victim to Kevin’s tricks. However, as the night wears on, something unexpected begins to unfold.

Kevin, seeing the young men struggle in the same way Harry and Marv did, begins to understand something he had long forgotten—Christmas isn’t about revenge or resentment. It’s about connection, compassion, and forgiveness. As the final trap is sprung, Kevin finds himself face-to-face with Max and Hunter, who are bruised but not broken. Instead of taking satisfaction in their defeat, Kevin experiences a shift in perspective. He sees in their eyes the same desperation he once felt, and for the first time in years, he feels a glimmer of hope.

In a heartwarming moment, Kevin offers to help the brothers—not with traps or tricks, but by listening to their pain and showing them the true meaning of Christmas. As they sit together, bruised but healing, Kevin’s own heart begins to thaw. He opens up about the family he’s lost touch with and the joy he once found in the holiday season. Max and Hunter, slowly beginning to see the bigger picture, realize that revenge won’t fill the emptiness they feel.

The movie culminates in a powerful, emotional moment as Kevin, Max, Hunter, and even the ghosts of Harry and Marv (in a heartfelt flashback scene) come together to realize that what truly matters isn’t the past, but the people you love and the moments you share. Kevin finds redemption and a new sense of purpose, not through his clever traps, but through empathy and understanding.

The movie ends with the group, now united by the spirit of Christmas, sharing a warm meal together, laughing and enjoying the season. Kevin, once lost in despair, finds a new hope for the future, realizing that family, even one built from the most unlikely of connections, is what makes Christmas truly magical.

Tagline: "The true meaning of Christmas is found in forgiveness, not revenge."



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Plot:

It’s been years since the famous Christmas when Kevin McCallister outsmarted Harry and Marv, and life has taken an unexpected turn for him. Now an adult, Kevin is still haunted by his past and has fallen into a deep sense of despair. The once lively and clever boy is now a man who struggles with loneliness, regret, and the weight of the holidays. Every Christmas brings painful reminders of his childhood, and he’s slowly isolated himself from the world, unsure of how to find joy in the season that once defined his mischievous spirit.

Meanwhile, the sons of Harry and Marv, Max and Hunter, grew up with a bitterness in their hearts. They were told stories of their fathers’ failed heists and their humiliations at the hands of Kevin McCallister, a boy who embarrassed their fathers so severely that they were sent to prison. Growing up without their fathers around during Christmas, the two brothers harbor a sense of abandonment and anger. Determined to restore their family’s honor, Max and Hunter target Kevin for revenge, planning to break into his home and ruin his Christmas once and for all.

But as they attempt their plan, they quickly realize that Kevin has been preparing. His once sharp wit is still intact, and he crafts an elaborate series of traps and pranks, pulling Max and Hunter into his familiar maze of chaos. The two brothers, much like their fathers before them, fall victim to Kevin’s tricks. However, as the night wears on, something unexpected begins to unfold.

Kevin, seeing the young men struggle in the same way Harry and Marv did, begins to understand something he had long forgotten—Christmas isn’t about revenge or resentment. It’s about connection, compassion, and forgiveness. As the final trap is sprung, Kevin finds himself face-to-face with Max and Hunter, who are bruised but not broken. Instead of taking satisfaction in their defeat, Kevin experiences a shift in perspective. He sees in their eyes the same desperation he once felt, and for the first time in years, he feels a glimmer of hope.

In a heartwarming moment, Kevin offers to help the brothers—not with traps or tricks, but by listening to their pain and showing them the true meaning of Christmas. As they sit together, bruised but healing, Kevin’s own heart begins to thaw. He opens up about the family he’s lost touch with and the joy he once found in the holiday season. Max and Hunter, slowly beginning to see the bigger picture, realize that revenge won’t fill the emptiness they feel.

The movie culminates in a powerful, emotional moment as Kevin, Max, Hunter, and even the ghosts of Harry and Marv (in a heartfelt flashback scene) come together to realize that what truly matters isn’t the past, but the people you love and the moments you share. Kevin finds redemption and a new sense of purpose, not through his clever traps, but through empathy and understanding.

The movie ends with the group, now united by the spirit of Christmas, sharing a warm meal together, laughing and enjoying the season. Kevin, once lost in despair, finds a new hope for the future, realizing that family, even one built from the most unlikely of connections, is what makes Christmas truly magical.

Tagline: "The true meaning of Christmas is found in forgiveness, not revenge."



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That's a little gay, but ok. We can work with that. LOL. I just wanna see them make the movie.
 

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That's a little gay, but ok. We can work with that. LOL. I just wanna see them make the movie.
lol throw that ish in chatgpt

Kevin McCallister has lived a life full of ups and downs since his childhood adventures. As an adult, he’s managed to amass a small fortune—mainly through savvy investments in Bitcoin. However, his financial success takes a devastating turn when his entire life savings are stolen in a daring heist. The thief, a mysterious criminal mastermind, made off with a crucial USB drive that holds the key to Kevin’s Bitcoin wallet. The drive is hidden somewhere in a stranger’s house, and Christmas Eve is fast approaching, giving Kevin little time to recover what he lost.

Desperate and running out of options, Kevin attends a parole meeting for Harry and Marv, the infamous burglars who once tried to rob his house. The two aging criminals, now reformed and reflecting on their past mistakes, are stunned when Kevin walks into the room. He’s not there to gloat or get revenge, but to make a proposition: if Harry and Marv help him recover the stolen USB drive, he’ll help them rebuild their lives and finally make amends for their past wrongdoings.

Reluctantly, Harry and Marv agree, and the three unlikely allies form an uneasy team. Harry, ever the schemer, and Marv, still the bumbling fool, return to their old ways—though now they’re focused on pulling off a heist for good instead of evil. Kevin, however, is a far cry from the mischievous boy he once was. He’s grown more resourceful, clever, and determined, and he has his own tricks up his sleeve.

The three of them travel to the house where the USB drive is hidden, but the journey is anything but easy. The house is fortified by a series of high-tech security systems, and they soon realize that they’re not the only ones after the drive. A dangerous criminal syndicate has also learned of the USB’s location, and they’ll stop at nothing to get it.

As Christmas Eve draws near, Kevin, Harry, and Marv must put their heads—and their old skills—together to break into the house, dodge the criminal syndicate, and recover the drive. Along the way, Kevin and the duo come to understand one another more deeply. They bond over shared experiences, with Kevin teaching them about redemption and the true meaning of Christmas. Harry and Marv, once driven by greed, begin to reflect on the importance of family and making things right.

In a thrilling finale, the trio infiltrates the house, overcoming both physical and psychological obstacles. Kevin’s traps, while more refined and mature than before, still carry the same slapstick chaos that made him famous. Harry and Marv get in on the action, using their old tricks to outwit the criminals while Kevin takes the final, daring step to recover his Bitcoin. After a series of tense standoffs, clever misdirection, and some good old-fashioned slapstick, they manage to outsmart their enemies and secure the USB drive.

The movie ends with Kevin, Harry, and Marv sitting together in front of the fireplace on Christmas Eve, reflecting on their wild adventure and newfound understanding. Kevin has recovered his savings, but more importantly, he’s found forgiveness and camaraderie in the most unexpected of places. Harry and Marv, for all their criminal past, have redeemed themselves in Kevin’s eyes, and for the first time in years, Kevin feels like he’s truly home—surrounded by people who care and understand.
 

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I was thinking they plan to rob Kevin's house as "revenge", but they end up having to work with him because they unknowingly get trapped in robbery in progress by a group of high-tech thieves who are holding his family hostage.
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:mjlol: A sequel with an older Kevin sounds horrible. The hook for this franchise is a kid vs adults during the holiday season.
 

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threw this ish in chatgpt

Kevin McCallister, now a quirky but brilliant security tech developer in his 40s, reluctantly returns to his childhood home to celebrate Christmas with his estranged family. Meanwhile, Harry and Marv, freshly out of prison and struggling in the digital age, hatch a plan to steal a valuable prototype from Kevin’s company, unaware it’s being stored in his old house.

When the bumbling duo shows up, Kevin quickly realizes who they are and sets out to defend his home once more—this time with an arsenal of high-tech traps and his signature creativity. As the chaos unfolds, Kevin reflects on how his past shaped him and rediscovers the importance of reconnecting with loved ones.

Tagline: "Old house. Old enemies. New tricks."
This movie ends in five minutes as they all shoot each other. :camby:
 

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You ever notice how in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Kevin’s connection to his mom is definitely more highlighted than his relationship with his dad? There are several scenes showing how much he misses his mom, Kate, but he doesn’t seem to give two hoots about his dad, Peter. He never mentions him once! Yet, he'll happily use his dad’s credit card to rack up $967 in room service. Looks like Kate's role in the family is to be the loving, nurturing parent, and Peter's role is just being the "walking ATM." :russ:
 
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