Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!

[Poetical Poltergeist]

A sequel with them and Culkin would print cash

Uh. Marv and Harry nah. Maybe they make a cameo. Those dudes were Bruce Willis in unbreakable before unbreakable lmao

But yeah if they did a legacy sequel like Beetlejuice it could work. Could be terrible too. fukk it.

 

[MikelArteta]

A sequel with them and Culkin would print cash

threw this ish in chatgpt

Kevin McCallister, now a quirky but brilliant security tech developer in his 40s, reluctantly returns to his childhood home to celebrate Christmas with his estranged family. Meanwhile, Harry and Marv, freshly out of prison and struggling in the digital age, hatch a plan to steal a valuable prototype from Kevin’s company, unaware it’s being stored in his old house.

When the bumbling duo shows up, Kevin quickly realizes who they are and sets out to defend his home once more—this time with an arsenal of high-tech traps and his signature creativity. As the chaos unfolds, Kevin reflects on how his past shaped him and rediscovers the importance of reconnecting with loved ones.

Tagline: "Old house. Old enemies. New tricks."

 

[Brandeezy]

threw this ish in chatgpt

Kevin McCallister, now a quirky but brilliant security tech developer in his 40s, reluctantly returns to his childhood home to celebrate Christmas with his estranged family. Meanwhile, Harry and Marv, freshly out of prison and struggling in the digital age, hatch a plan to steal a valuable prototype from Kevin’s company, unaware it’s being stored in his old house.

When the bumbling duo shows up, Kevin quickly realizes who they are and sets out to defend his home once more—this time with an arsenal of high-tech traps and his signature creativity. As the chaos unfolds, Kevin reflects on how his past shaped him and rediscovers the importance of reconnecting with loved ones.

Tagline: "Old house. Old enemies. New tricks."

I was thinking they plan to rob Kevin's house as "revenge", but they end up having to work with him because they unknowingly get trapped in robbery in progress by a group of high-tech thieves who are holding his family hostage.

 

[NZA]

at this age, kevin's tricks would actually kill harry and marv

 

[Jaguar93]

I always wanted a third movie to end with the wet bandits. Knocking out the movie’s villain with a shovel. Like the neighbor in the first movie.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

at this age, kevin's tricks would actually kill harry and marv

As opposed to his original traps which included l electrocution, falls from high distances, explosions, bricks to the dome from 40 feet high etc. They should've been dead.

 

[Patrick Kane]

Can’t wait to do my yearly viewing of these two classics next month

I love that this thread over 10 years old with almost 50 pages Home Alone so GOATED

 

[NZA]

As opposed to his original traps which included l electrocution, falls from high distances, explosions, bricks to the dome from 40 feet high etc. They should've been dead.

you can stretch credulity that a 45 year old can take a brick to the head. you cant do the same with an 80 year old.

 

[MikelArteta]

Can’t wait to do my yearly viewing of these two classics next month

I love that this thread over 10 years old with almost 50 pages Home Alone so GOATED

likewise goat christmas movies
I never touch 3 or 4 though

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

I want a sequel with Kevin’s family connected to the mafia… like the fan theories about his dad have the sticky bandits be goons for the mob tryna get a lick

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

likewise goat christmas movies
I never touch 3 or 4 though

3 was aight as a kid..couldn’t watch that shyt now… strictly 1 and 2

 

[Patrick Kane]

likewise goat christmas movies
I never touch 3 or 4 though

I did watch 3 back in the day just awful

Legit didn’t know a 4th existed

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

I did watch 3 back in the day just awful

Legit didn’t know a 4th existed

There is a 5th and probly 6th one.. I know there was new one on Disney plus a few years ago

 

[VegetasHairline]

There's a Home Alone 4?

 

[Ukbrotha]

There's a Home Alone 4?

Exactly wtf