Kelly Ripa doesn't think 5.5 inches is big enough

[CurrencyChase]

then i'll show her this 7.5

that z ultra...

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Love this woman.

 

[big bun]

5.5 ? Better get you a 12 year old Japanese bytch,,, you nikkas is to small to fukk with these bytches with banging bodies

 

[london]

 

[infamousred]

that's about the size of those electric razors? give or take .5+? i wouldn't call that small but i'm not a woman

 

[blackzeus]

at that gap toothed nikka, Strahan getting all those middle aged, sexually frustrated soccer moms wet.

Nikka killin' that 30-45 year old demographic with this show, his body count must be on Genghis Khan levels right about now

 

[Blackking]

her comments and hand movements when they put that ruler on the table

 

[J-Nice]

 

[blackzeus]

Christ i hope hes not wasting himself on that turtle face looking broad. Nothing worst then horny nasty old ladies with bbc standards wanting dikk all the time.

that sh*t is a quotable I'm literally right now. And yes, off camera, Kelly Ripa is officially status

 

[Loose]

who would have though Strahan would appeal to olderwhite women

 

[Carolina Slim]

Nikka killin' that 30-45 year old demographic with this show, his body count must be on Genghis Khan levels right about now

I'm thoroughly convinced this n1gga got soccer mom groupies tryna holla at him after the show.... I know some middle aged white broads at work who unabashedly talk about how much they be like over this n1gga.

 

[GoPro]

ironic that u call out black women yet its a white woman putting little dikk dudes on blast

lil dikk nikkas be silent!

Why fat broads always so angry? You'll get your horse soon enough. There are plenty of dudes eager to pump a plump and dump

 

[blackzeus]

I'm thoroughly convinced this n1gga got soccer mom groupies tryna holla at him after the show.... I know some middle aged white broads at work who unabashedly talk about how much they be like over this n1gga.

this thread stay producing quotables

 

[Captain Crunch]

Surprised this thread isn't filled with dudes on some "Kelly fukk with nikkas brehs! "

 

[Spy]

Kelly's lack of t*ts and ass aint enough for me