KAT to the Knicks, Randle and DiVincenzo to Timberwolves [TRADE FINALIZED]

[The War Report]

@tremonthustler1 just gotta take son out to Fordham, so he can absorb the grit and grime and we good.

 

[daemonova]

@tremonthustler1 just gotta take son out to Fordham, so he can absorb the grit and grime and we good.

i think he'd rather be in Washington heights

 

[ECA]

This was a good trade for the Knicks; however, losing Divincenzo is going to hurt. I think they could've gotten KAT without giving up DD but offered up Sims or McBride.

Towns, despite his “softness,” is still better than Randal as he's more efficient. They both average around 25ppg, but Towns is a better shooter and scorer as well as being a better floor stretcher.

I think this trade somewhat hurts the T-Wolves ascend to the top of the West because Randle isn't very efficient, and his style of play offensively sometimes bogs down the team's offense. This means Ant is gonna have to have a much better season than last year because losing Kat means they lose a part of their offense.

Kat makes 60 mill a year. The contracts wouldn’t have matched without Divo involved

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Knicks back on some dumb shyt

 

[GoldenGlove]

Knicks back on some dumb shyt

How is adding KAT with their roster dumb?

He fits much better than Julius Randle

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Knicks back on some dumb shyt

Fakkit

 

[AceDeuceTrey]

The reg and (god willing) post season matchups between KAT and his chief nemeses Joel and Jimmy gonna be box office.

I can already vision the fukkery…

It’s random November TNT game at MSG…Knicks vs Heat…KAT hits a 3Q three pushing the lead to 21, prancing back down the court celebrating and talking his flamboyant shyt… MSG going crazy and collectively embodying “We prayed for nights like this. Knicks back up and you can suck our dikk”… putting the battery further in Tinman’s back…Feeling himself even more, KAT picks up Jimmy in transition, passive aggressively chest bumps him in the process and subtly but sassyily yells to Jimmy “Who soft now bytch?”…Jimmy not giving a fukk because he doesn’t take basketball seriously until March, casually smacks this nikka in the back of his head Rafer Alston style at half court…KAT bewildered, turns around to the ref like, “Did you see that? He hit me!”…Jimmy is smirking and halfway in the tunnel with his jersey untucked cuz he knows he’s ejected before the refs do…the refs review the play…which they watch 5 times at 5 different angles for 5 mins to determine with undisputable evidence that yup, this annoying ass nikka definitely just got slapped in the back of his head by a nikka that don’t give a fukk and has already hit the shower…

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

KAT playing in NYC on the Garden stage is gonna be pure comedy

Gonna be a lot of sour post game pressers.

NY media ain’t gonna put up with KAT bs

 

[UpAndComing]

I don't care about how good the fit looks on paper, having to rely on the Tin-Man in the playoffs ??

That Knicks-Sixers rivalry just took it up a level

 

[Niggthaniel Essex]

This big softee is heading to New York, huh?

 

[CHICAGO]

I feel like we need to revisit the Porzingis trade. I’m seeing thr same contrarian, overthinking, conservative scary ass takes. Yea we kept the file…



One of the first posts in the thread and it got 20 daps


And look at this ngga. Always loud and wrong, center spaced

THAT WAS BEFORE THEY ADDED
HOLIDAY YOU GOOFY ASS nikka.
ROBERT WILLIAMS
WAS STILL ON THE TEAM TOO



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[Niggthaniel Essex]

7 feet of sucka.

Yup. Sopher than Charmin. You cant even pronounce the "T" in soft when talking about KAT because that's too masculine. You gotta say it like "Soph"

 

[Da_Eggman]

KAT the type of guy to say “wow I needed this” when out with his friends

 

[VegetasHairline]

 

[Street Knowledge]

The nova boys shyt is mad corny who cares