“Master Putin, the poll numbers aren’t looking too good and Trump is babbling some crazy shyt and looks completely unfit for office”
“Alright comrades, I’m calling a c00n huddle”
“So comrades, I hear Kamala said she attended a Black church. I demand 10 threads on the Coli by tomorrow evening or no butter biscuits for you!”
“But Master, we are all jbo degenerates who haven’t been to church in years. Any one above a room temperature IQ will see right through us. She even named her pastor and her church”
“Haha my silly little c00ns. Look at Trump, he lies all the time. Say she’s Indian and likes fags and transgenders. Turns out if you say things enough people will believe it. Now go, make haste! And look at this cool balloon. You like balloons don’t you c00n?”
“Yes Master. Right away Master.”