Kai Cenat caught being the ultimate simp.

[beenz]

All these known podcasters, nba, nfl players all paying for ass and getting exposed left and right by bottom level hoes, that regular ballers in the hood fukk for free

To these hoes playing these dumb nikkas

it's never been a worse time to be famous.

all these celebrities are caping

 

[thelonious21]

U paid 5k for that

Tats on her chest, pounds of makeup on to hide those hideous face scars, bad weave etc etc

Come on son… a chick walking out of walmart or target would have gave u the buns for free

Yea I was disappointed where the money went..
Very unimpressed.
He could have gotta a heaux that level for free

 

[Dance_Like_A_Fiend]

Didn't he get rejected by Tyla the other week? What's the point of all that money and fame if all you can do is buy it?

Assuming she's telling the truth.

 

[thelonious21]

It's who he paid form..if it was Sara Jay...no one would bat an eye

Prior to her awful lift.. I'd be ok with that..

I mean any of the porn heaux we all love..

This chic is some regular chic you meet anywhere

 

[☃ ೋ]

Imagine paying 5k to fukk this subpar lookin h0e

 

[beenz]

He showed the apple pay receipts on live, only money he sent her were $50 for an uber ride home

lets be reality. u think this dude is above having a second batphone, that wasn't shown on video, just for tricking on hoes???

 

[jay83]

Imagine paying 5k to fukk this subpar lookin h0e

Paying 25 dollars for a Taco Bell burrito

 

[beenz]

NDA or not, these hoes don't have a pot to piss in, so even if u threaten them with legal action, it's like trying to squeeze blood from a stone.

 

[Supa]

116,706 subs

At $5 minimum, he's grossing 583k a month just off subs, and then you factor in bits, donations, and sponsors. Unreal

Twitch takes a chunk of the sub money. For regular streamers it's 50%. It's said that for the big dogs they take 30%.

He's still probably clearing around 350k a month after taxes when you factor in endorsements and donations.

LMFAO @ Kai having his “Against All Odds” moment and BBQing this chick during his meltdown

- Mans made her sign an NDA

- He lives in GA so he legally can record her without her consent and did

- She posted flicks of him naked in bed and that’s revenge porn

- He bought her web domain name to show recipts of her fǔckery

This goofy bozo is smarter than we thought

Everyone ignoring this even though it's been posted multiple times

 

[Data-Hawk]

Spoiler

Oh hell naw. 5K on her.. err

 

[Black Hans]

$5,000?! Really?

 

[Consigliere]

Someone should report her to the IRS

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Choose one of the top 5 women in the world you want to fukk. Don't even have to be a celebrity, Could be a chick you went to school with or a women you saw at the mall. Your list is your list




I'd drop 5k on Sydney Sweeney easily, A couple twin peaks waitresses, Female wrestlers, Melyssa Ford, etc.

What is a top 5 women?? That don't make sense, there's millions of bad bytches on this planet. There's always a badder bytch than what you got on your arm. Ain't no such thing as a top 5.

 

[Jaguar93]

O she lied…she edited the text and added some zeroes lol.

 

[knickscrusaderm]

Y'all nikkas ain't read a single update still posting that he paid shorty lol.

KAI CAN'T LOSE!!!