Just texted a girl that I was finished cooking, she replied...

[Voice of Reason]

Maybe just maybe

she was just fukking around lol

These dudes have to be on the spectrum

 

[EndDomination]

You don't know how to have a conversation, do you breh?

 

[MajesticLion]

The old "haha maybe they won't...then again maybe they will haha" kinda line.

 

[Mordith]

This might be the wrong audience to mention this story. Ya'll are literally confused about meeting women not in your neighborhood. I been traveling across the country since 2012


Sounds like projection

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

Talking to a girl that lives in another state

Me: I just finished cooking a big meal, shyt is fya. You missing out on this


Her: You gonna pay for me to fly to come get my plate?!?!?



No warm up, no sugar coating, no implied statements



I hate ya'll SIMPs for gassing these girls head up

She's joking you idiot

 

[Squirtle]

@UpAndComing OP just take the L and lay off those red pill youtube videos. Now you can thank AlphaManStrategies, Stephiscold, and Kevin Samuels for having nothing but a half full bottle of lotion and pornography to keep you company on the coldest and bleakest of winter nights.

 

[UpAndComing]

The old "haha maybe they won't...then again maybe they will haha" kinda line.

Took this long for someone on the Coli to get it

 

[O.T.I.S.]

So you mad cause she wants to come see you to hook up?

I’m confused af... she throwing panties at you and you worried about some online simp rules. This fool talking about all expense paid like she winning a trip to Fiji off wheel of fortune. She just wanna come see yo dusty ass... If you can’t afford to fly her it’s so easy to flip it to “how about I come drive to see you”

This is why most of what you said don’t make sense

I tried to fly out my lil Chicago shorty one day and never talked to her again. I met her when she was here in Atlanta. She do music. Ran into here and told her I did beats and was like come to the crib and let me play you some Boy I tell you, this making beats shyt be coming in the clutch when I be meeting these shorties who do music. But anyway, I fukked with her when she was in Atlanta a few times. Then, when plane ticked was dumb cheap, she had hit me up like when we gonna see each other again? Cause I had went to Chicago to visit fam in between time and linked up with her. Told her shyt, I’ll send you a ticket. Send me your schedule. Man I found a ticket in spirit for like $60 round trip or some shyt. Cant remember the exact price. She talking about make sure it’s not flying out of Ohare and she don’t fly spirit This was before I told her I found a spirit ticket. bytch bye. If I too good for spirit, you ain’t too good for spirit. It ain’t even bout the money. Uppity ass bytch

 

[O.T.I.S.]

She's joking you idiot

Maybe but she tried it... she wasn’t joking that hard.

a chick would take a free flight in a heartbeat... unless it’s too “cheap”

 

[Luke Cage]

nikka nerd babble 1 star

 

[You Win Perfect]

Talking to a girl that lives in another state

Me: I just finished cooking a big meal, shyt is fya. You missing out on this


Her: You gonna pay for me to fly to come get my plate?!?!?



No warm up, no sugar coating, no implied statements



I hate ya'll SIMPs for gassing these girls head up

stopped reading right there

 

[Renegade47]

her joking: “fly me out lol”

me joking back: “ima send a private jet just for you ” *takes a bite from hamburger helper and garlic bread meal i cooked*

 

[The Radiant One]

Its like I have to spell it out for ya'll. This...was...a...joking/flirting.... convo. We both knew we were joking

Do I have to put "Hee hee hah hah" in the OP to spell it out that this wasn't a serious conversation



My point is that why is the first thing out of your mouth about an all expense paid flight?



I know ya'll are not this obtuse

Because she talking to an out of state nikka.

I need some stats on this girl. Height, weight and dress size.