Just texted a girl that I was finished cooking, she replied...

[Son Goku]

what's her ig?

 

[Beedad]

 

[SheWantTheD]

Why you flirting with a bih flying distance from ya on some you should come try this dish lol.

 

[NotaPAWG]

Maybe just maybe

she was just fukking around lol

And they talk about us being emotional


She was clearly joking

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I tried to fly out my lil Chicago shorty one day and never talked to her again. I met her when she was here in Atlanta. She do music. Ran into here and told her I did beats and was like come to the crib and let me play you some Boy I tell you, this making beats shyt be coming in the clutch when I be meeting these shorties who do music. But anyway, I fukked with her when she was in Atlanta a few times. Then, when plane ticked was dumb cheap, she had hit me up like when we gonna see each other again? Cause I had went to Chicago to visit fam in between time and linked up with her. Told her shyt, I’ll send you a ticket. Send me your schedule. Man I found a ticket in spirit for like $60 round trip or some shyt. Cant remember the exact price. She talking about make sure it’s not flying out of Ohare and she don’t fly spirit This was before I told her I found a spirit ticket. bytch bye. If I too good for spirit, you ain’t too good for spirit. It ain’t even bout the money. Uppity ass bytch

 

[ShackZilla89]

I flew a woman out once, it was successful...but the energy was there before the in person meeting.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I remember the days when you didn’t have to pay to make a bytch come.

(Don’t even ask me how).

that’s a triple

 

[General Mills]

Why you flirting with a bih flying distance from ya on some you should come try this dish lol.

To me that’s the real issue. Why are you pillow talking with a broad time zones away Your macking time is better spent locking down local p*ssy than some fantasy out of state p*ssy.


Unless you just really want to sit up and chit chat with these birds

 

[Micky Mikey]

Talking to a girl that lives in another state

Me: I just finished cooking a big meal, shyt is fya. You missing out on this


Her: You gonna pay for me to fly to come get my plate?!?!?



No warm up, no sugar coating, no implied statements



I hate ya'll SIMPs for gassing these girls head up

sounds like she was just joking breh

 

[Chrishaune]

Get your money up

 

[Keengcong]

So you mad cause she wants to come see you to hook up?

I’m confused af... she throwing panties at you and you worried about some online simp rules. This fool talking about all expense paid like she winning a trip to Fiji off wheel of fortune. She just wanna come see yo dusty ass... If you can’t afford to fly her it’s so easy to flip it to “how about I come drive to see you”

 

[null]

Y'all know damn well she wasn't playing

she was testing boundaries. checking out the lay of the land.

 

[UpAndComing]

You the one who has to talk to chicks outside of your fly zone about dinners you makin, sounds like the game has been tough on you

These nikkas is really stupid

When posting niqqa nerd babble back fires...

Middle school Locker Room strikes again

“check out this girl I was joking/flirting with that lives 8 hours away!”

try to switch it up in the thread brehs after blaming simps originally.

exactly...then wonders why she “gassed” lmaooo

Get your money up

This might be the wrong audience to mention this story. Ya'll are literally confused about meeting women not in your neighborhood. I been traveling across the country since 2012


Sounds like projection

 

[UpAndComing]

I tried to fly out my lil Chicago shorty one day and never talked to her again. I met her when she was here in Atlanta. She do music. Ran into here and told her I did beats and was like come to the crib and let me play you some Boy I tell you, this making beats shyt be coming in the clutch when I be meeting these shorties who do music. But anyway, I fukked with her when she was in Atlanta a few times. Then, when plane ticked was dumb cheap, she had hit me up like when we gonna see each other again? Cause I had went to Chicago to visit fam in between time and linked up with her. Told her shyt, I’ll send you a ticket. Send me your schedule. Man I found a ticket in spirit for like $60 round trip or some shyt. Cant remember the exact price. She talking about make sure it’s not flying out of Ohare and she don’t fly spirit This was before I told her I found a spirit ticket. bytch bye. If I too good for spirit, you ain’t too good for spirit. It ain’t even bout the money. Uppity ass bytch

Thank you. Women out here want all expense paid first class tickets like they a movie star. It used to be a girl was already planning to travel to your city, or you happen to be in her city, and ya'll link up. Instagram really fukked the game up

 

[Elim Garak]

This might be the wrong audience to mention this story. Ya'll are literally confused about meeting women not in your neighborhood. I been traveling across the country since 2012


Sounds like projection

Make up your mind is it joking/flirting or did simps fukk the game up?