Man, this shyt is EASILY top 5 comedies off the strength of these first 3 seasons I've binged so far. This nikka Larry.
Crazy Eyes
The pubic hair ep, esp the end
The constant Ls
My nikka catches so many Ls when he catch them rare wins outta nowhere u like
lowkey got the most common sense on the whole show
well....did you read the note?
imagine havin to constantly encounter people who are unbelievably clueless and purposely ignorant for no other reason than to piss u off...
Guy: Hey larry
Larry David: oh hey guy
Guy: I saw you left a note on my car the other day but i couldn't get your attention
Larry David: oh ok
Guy: so what did you want to tell me in the note?
Larry David:
Guy: no...i have it here in my pocket but i knew i'd run into you so i'm just asking you directly
Larry David: so you waited all this time to ask me what i wrote to you in the note...when you could have just read the note?
Guy: yeah well like i said i knew i'd run into you so...
Larry David: let me ask you something....HOW did you know you'd run into me today?
Guy: i don't know...just a hunch...
Larry David: a hunch!?
Guy: yea you know..i've seen you walk around here before and well i figured i'd have a good chance or running into you
Larry David: but if you had simply read the note you wouldn't have to go hunting me down to find out what i said in the note
Guy: yeah but i figured i'd run into you and we'd discuss the note and maybe have some lunch and catch up
Larry David: have lunch and catch up?
Guy: yea you know and talk about the note
Larry David: listen i'm not having lunch and talking about shyt with you when you could have just read the note
Guy: oh oh so the great LARRY DAVID is too good to have lunch and chit chat with a friend
Larry David: YES i am too good for that and i'll tell you another thing WE'RE NOT FRIENDS! and maybe...just maybe if you read the note you would have known i'm not your friend
Guy: OH OH SO IS THAT WHAT YOU WROTE IN THIS NOTE?
Larry David: MAYBE I DID..MAYBE I DID...BUT YOU'RE SO UNBELIEVABLY INCAPABLE OF SIMPLY READING A PIECE OF PAPER IT SEEMS......THAT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF I DID OR DIDN'T
Guy: WELL fukk YOU LARRY DAVID AND YOUR fukkING NOTE
Guy: *rips up note in larry's face without reading it*
Larry David: yeah yeah nice...that could have been the secret to eternal happiness
Guy: go fukk yourself larry!
Larry David: ok...I'll MAKE A NOTE OF IT!....
spot on.
imagine havin to constantly encounter people who are unbelievably clueless and purposely ignorant for no other reason than to piss u off...
Guy: Hey larry
Larry David: oh hey guy
Guy: I saw you left a note on my car the other day but i couldn't get your attention
Larry David: oh ok
Guy: so what did you want to tell me in the note?
Larry David:
Guy: no...i have it here in my pocket but i knew i'd run into you so i'm just asking you directly
Larry David: so you waited all this time to ask me what i wrote to you in the note...when you could have just read the note?
Guy: yeah well like i said i knew i'd run into you so...
Larry David: let me ask you something....HOW did you know you'd run into me today?
Guy: i don't know...just a hunch...
Larry David: a hunch!?
Guy: yea you know..i've seen you walk around here before and well i figured i'd have a good chance or running into you
Larry David: but if you had simply read the note you wouldn't have to go hunting me down to find out what i said in the note
Guy: yeah but i figured i'd run into you and we'd discuss the note and maybe have some lunch and catch up
Larry David: have lunch and catch up?
Guy: yea you know and talk about the note
Larry David: listen i'm not having lunch and talking about shyt with you when you could have just read the note
Guy: oh oh so the great LARRY DAVID is too good to have lunch and chit chat with a friend
Larry David: YES i am too good for that and i'll tell you another thing WE'RE NOT FRIENDS! and maybe...just maybe if you read the note you would have known i'm not your friend
Guy: OH OH SO IS THAT WHAT YOU WROTE IN THIS NOTE?
Larry David: MAYBE I DID..MAYBE I DID...BUT YOU'RE SO UNBELIEVABLY INCAPABLE OF SIMPLY READING A PIECE OF PAPER IT SEEMS......THAT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IF I DID OR DIDN'T
Guy: WELL fukk YOU LARRY DAVID AND YOUR fukkING NOTE
Guy: *rips up note in larry's face without reading it*
Larry David: yeah yeah nice...that could have been the secret to eternal happiness
Guy: go fukk yourself larry!
Larry David: ok...I'll MAKE A NOTE OF IT!....
