Just seen my girlfriend come out some nikkas crib on GTA 5 Online

[observe]

Naw..we ain't gonna kill him just yet..we gonna get @Yung Yogurt to rape this nikka first

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Naw..we ain't gonna kill him just yet..we gonna get @Yung Yogurt to rape this nikka first

i ain't read the thread but who need to be raped homey? My rape game is as serious as ever, I been practicing new moves and all that. Point em out yo and its a done deed my niggga...I promise u that.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

You caught her cheating on a video game? What the hell is the world coming to?

 

[dappadonna]

This shyt real

 

[Larry Lobster]

Stick to single player my brother

 

[Ice Water]

 

[Banned Account12]

 

[beenz]

@BrothaZay what level are you? You might need to level up so u can access better guns and murk him.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I died reading that. Cocaine is one helluva drug.

 

[abominable1]

@OP

We witchu breh
Just say the word

 

[Silver Surfer]

but good story....

 

[iBrowse]

Yesterday morning me and my girl got into it, big and havent talked since. I thought she would hit me up since she was in the wrong but she aint so i was liek fucc it

So today I get on gta online and since i got her on PSN it added me to her session. A nikka like me I dont hold grudges, so I was finna go find her on the map n play with her and help her out since she still a newbie n never played a gta game before. So i go to the map and it shows her and riding in the car with some nikka.

At first im watching the map thinking they chasin each other, then 5 mins goes by and nothing, they really in the car together riding around

So I say fucc this, I call up lester to put a bounty on this nikka, but it wouldnt let me, i guess he had it on passive mode.

After that I get into my car and go after them. This nikka had some type of turbo car cuz i could not catch up with them no matter how fast i drove
So I finally see them stop, and they parked in a random ass ally. When I pull up they speed off.

So I catch up to them again, this time they're in his apartment, doing GOD KNOWS WHAT
At this point im heated, im camping outside his apartment hidin before my car with the ak in my hand waiting for them to come out. I waited for a good 5 minutes.
I pressed start to try to invite someone else to the game and out of nowhere the dude my girl beed ridin with comes out his apartment and chops me down sum sub machine gun, then goes bacc in his apartment with her
I got in my car and drove away, with my head in shame, then eventually left the game.

Take this dap and this +rep

 

[AgentGrey]

All trolling and jokes aside, I saw some similar shyt go down IRL..

I stopped at my stepbrothers crib because I was in the area, so his babymom answers the door. We're choppin it up and she's playin GTA5 online, tellin me how she's finally getting the hang of it and its so much fun. So she's talking to some guy who got her into some racing scheme he set up so that they can all make extra $$$ (online money ). My stepbrother was upstairs in the shower, but at this point he's sitting at the top of the stairs listening in on her talking to me and the guy online.

He comes flying downstairs like "Yea they booted you from the room cuz you in there gettin fresh with all them nikkas, you aint slick KeKe GTA5 aint no fukking hook-up site, look how you got your nikka dressed!!!(her character looked like a fakkit rockin booty shorts and a tanktop )
I know you be all up in the mic like 'yeaaa I aint got no nikka, I been single. Come holla at me'. You gonna have one of them fukkin wierdos showin up at my crib while Im out at work !!!!"

Keke:
Me:


GTA5 gets real.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Yo Im dead Im fukkin DEAD

 

[Hypris]

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