Just seen my girlfriend come out some nikkas crib on GTA 5 Online

[Money Be Green]

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

You have too much drama at your young age bruh

 

[beanz]

 

[Plexxx]

 

[Vagina Thief]

add me breh my psn is urmotherhasnuts...

lets ride on that bytch made nikka

 

[Tunez]

Fck a choppa go Super Saiyan on that nikka next time

 

[mannyrs13]

I wonder if she was playing the game at that guys house in real life too. I'll add you and help you do a drive by on him. you on your own, if you really gotta kill someone.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

That shyt made me laugh (TSMML for short). Forgive my ignorance but can you actually chill at someones house in the game? Spooky as fukc. Virtual couch potato.

 

[LucaBrasi]

Yesterday morning me and my girl got into it, big and havent talked since. I thought she would hit me up since she was in the wrong but she aint so i was liek fucc it

So today I get on gta online and since i got her on PSN it added me to her session. A nikka like me I dont hold grudges, so I was finna go find her on the map n play with her and help her out since she still a newbie n never played a gta game before. So i go to the map and it shows her and riding in the car with some nikka.

At first im watching the map thinking they chasin each other, then 5 mins goes by and nothing, they really in the car together riding around

So I say fucc this, I call up lester to put a bounty on this nikka, but it wouldnt let me, i guess he had it on passive mode.

After that I get into my car and go after them. This nikka had some type of turbo car cuz i could not catch up with them no matter how fast i drove
So I finally see them stop, and they parked in a random ass ally. When I pull up they speed off.

So I catch up to them again, this time they're in his apartment, doing GOD KNOWS WHAT
At this point im heated, im camping outside his apartment hidin before my car with the ak in my hand waiting for them to come out. I waited for a good 5 minutes.
I pressed start to try to invite someone else to the game and out of nowhere the dude my girl beed ridin with comes out his apartment and chops me down sum sub machine gun, then goes bacc in his apartment with her
I got in my car and drove away, with my head in shame, then eventually left the game.

OP is the type of nicca Too Short is refering too in this song

 

[TrifeGod]

Yesterday morning me and my girl got into it, big and havent talked since. I thought she would hit me up since she was in the wrong but she aint so i was liek fucc it

So today I get on gta online and since i got her on PSN it added me to her session. A nikka like me I dont hold grudges, so I was finna go find her on the map n play with her and help her out since she still a newbie n never played a gta game before. So i go to the map and it shows her and riding in the car with some nikka.

At first im watching the map thinking they chasin each other, then 5 mins goes by and nothing, they really in the car together riding around

So I say fucc this, I call up lester to put a bounty on this nikka, but it wouldnt let me, i guess he had it on passive mode.

After that I get into my car and go after them. This nikka had some type of turbo car cuz i could not catch up with them no matter how fast i drove
So I finally see them stop, and they parked in a random ass ally. When I pull up they speed off.

So I catch up to them again, this time they're in his apartment, doing GOD KNOWS WHAT
At this point im heated, im camping outside his apartment hidin before my car with the ak in my hand waiting for them to come out. I waited for a good 5 minutes.
I pressed start to try to invite someone else to the game and out of nowhere the dude my girl beed ridin with comes out his apartment and chops me down sum sub machine gun, then goes bacc in his apartment with her
I got in my car and drove away, with my head in shame, then eventually left the game.

I laughed, I cried, I clapped.

This sir, is golden

I'm fukin

 

[Methodical]

Ahhh man, I avtually i.needed this shyt.....thanks for laughing op

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

You share that girl online, breh

 

[Steezy]

5 star thread title

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

See, this is why itches ain't shyt. . When they come out the crib, run up on 'em, do a Rambo, pull out the jammy and flat-blast both of 'em .......................... Be careful not to mess up ya $3700 Lynx coat

 

[Action Jackson]