Just Landed in Belize AMA

[SNYC]

 

[Belize King]

Do they have Toucans and Jaguars in Belize?

Jaguars yes. Toucans I don’t know. Our national football team is the Belizean Jaguars.

Where in at now has them. I asked if they can catch and eat the howler monkeys, they said no unless the monkeys are caught slippin haha.

 

[Belize King]

Is Belize a good destination for a passport bro?

Meh.

When I was running around in my mid 20’s, it was pretty easy. I still needed social currency though. Not saying women don’t bust it wide open for foreign strange but those the type are the ones you probably don’t want.

HIV is pretty high, especially in the South. I don’t know about the capital nor Belize City. I wouldn’t raw dog out here.

They might be a bit looser in the cayes because of all the foreign dudes vacationing. One great thing about destinations are the loose women who travel. If you can’t catch a local, you can PAWG it up or catch some black American women.

 

[Belize King]

Your fam from there?

Yeah. My Dad was born here but mom was born in Honduras and grew up here. I completed my papers this morning. I’ll be a citizen in 3 months!

 

[Neuromancer]

Yeah. My Dad was born here but mom was born in Honduras and grew up here. I completed my papers this morning. I’ll be a citizen in 3 months!

Congrats brehski.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Good afternoon Coli Family. I made it to Belize for the first time since 2017. Actually came here to file for my citizenship.

The way the world and US is going, I think it’s wise for my family and I to have another passport. Citizenship means social security number, means I can create a bank account and not have the Feds know.

If I open an account in Belize now, the US has an agreement with most countries to where it must be reported. They want all the money

Other benefits are I can apply for free land, and not have to pay taxes when I stamp in and out. We were under contract for a half acre on the water in Punta Gorda in 2018 but pulled out when the title had issues. Got most of our money back. If we were to buy here now, it would be in Placencia which is a cool little spot not in the cayes.

I’ll be back home on Friday. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. From 2013-2016 I was out here 3 times a year as a single man flippin products and enjoying the country. Probably been here 30 times in my life. We would come here once a year when I was a child. Since I been married, the trips stopped.

I’ll try to post pics of PG.

Puff that you?

 

[Belize King]

What about the Mosquitos? I stayed in rural Jamaica and they had to spray the house down with some wierd ass aerosol can of shyt not sold in america.

In Nairobi depending on where you were there were mosquitoes the ones at night pissed me off buzzing in my ear when I was sleeping.

I found that the reason we don't have them in the cities is because. cities spray areas down but we don't see it.

Other than that Mosquitos don't like cool weather so a powerful fan or A/C will keep them away as will certain kinds of incense.

Being in the good Ol'usa was you ok with no A/C?

How's the weather in general It's the same in Colombia hot but rains in the afternoon that cools everything off.

Mosquitos suck. I don’t know about malaria but dengue is prevalent. Buzzing in the ear is a problem and annoying. The 7 major cities and tourist area spray for them.

Like you said, fans are great because they are weak fliers.

Belize isn’t terribly hot like Merida. I don’t mind sleeping with the windows open and fan on.

It’s hot most of the day and hot is about 90 degrees during the summer. It doesn’t really cool with the rain. Most of the country’s people live on the coast so it not in the mountains like parts of Colombia.

 

[Belize King]

I saw on a passport bro channel that this Belizian girl said Man short In Belize that's a Jamaican saying I know you can't quantify it but what would happen if say several thousand Passport bros came down there?

I hear a bunch of passport bros talking about going to Guyana as an alternative to Colombia.

Women share their men here. It’s a way of life. My Dads first cousin has been married for 30+ years to his Wife and they are still together regardless of all his girlfriends through the years.

 

[Spence]

Good afternoon Coli Family. I made it to Belize for the first time since 2017. Actually came here to file for my citizenship.

The way the world and US is going, I think it’s wise for my family and I to have another passport. Citizenship means social security number, means I can create a bank account and not have the Feds know.

If I open an account in Belize now, the US has an agreement with most countries to where it must be reported. They want all the money

Other benefits are I can apply for free land, and not have to pay taxes when I stamp in and out. We were under contract for a half acre on the water in Punta Gorda in 2018 but pulled out when the title had issues. Got most of our money back. If we were to buy here now, it would be in Placencia which is a cool little spot not in the cayes.

I’ll be back home on Friday. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. From 2013-2016 I was out here 3 times a year as a single man flippin products and enjoying the country. Probably been here 30 times in my life. We would come here once a year when I was a child. Since I been married, the trips stopped.

I’ll try to post pics of PG.

Been twice (rare for me since I want to go to new countries each time we travel). Placencia is god damn beautiful, most stars I’ve ever seen at night on the beach getting lit off rum and coke with nothing and nobody around. We stayed at Roberts Grove and all the whites thought we were lost since you know it’s about $750 per night in there

The fry jacks and bbq chicken we had in Caye Caulker

We stayed in Belmopan our second trip, had a great time in the jungle.

 

[boxfullofjoel]

one of my favorite places and extreme underrated. Would move there if I was is thinking about leaving the USA.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Could T-Pain have had a better career had he never used autotune?

Blame it on the a a-a a a autotune

 

[Wiseborn]

Yeah. My Dad was born here but mom was born in Honduras and grew up here. I completed my papers this morning. I’ll be a citizen in 3 months!

So was becoming an Honduran citizen out of the question?

I met this old ass Black Honduran from New York a few months ago.

 

[Wiseborn]

Women share their men here. It’s a way of life. My Dads first cousin has been married for 30+ years to his Wife and they are still together regardless of all his girlfriends through the years.

My girl's father has 20 kids iher Mom has 8 kids The mother still gets mad when he looks at other women.

 

[ORDER_66]

Still didnt answer my question about citizenship

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

How is the food?
Post some pics